“My lord… this is not dignified.”

"Speak of yourself! Look how shiny I am!”

“My lord… this is not dignified.”

"Speak of yourself! Look how shiny I am!”

Panto Huan…

I don’t know why we didn’t think of this before!
“Perhaps I should, for it is frightening enough – if you recall, it is what I wore when you fled from me at Dol Guldur.”
*growl* You had a friend with you, as I recall. Dressed as a vengeful, power-hungry witch. Next time you come trick-or-treating, I’ll have a suitable gift for each of you.
Would it surprise you to know that this has actually happened?
Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.
😉
// WOAH JEEPERS I just passed 700 WHEN HOW WHY oh gosh hello hi I’m Wesley
thank you for following meeeee i lovee youuuu ;A; Sorry I’ve not been as actively lately, I’m working on many things all at once and also nursing a sick bae and binge-watching Gravity Falls
✚ for a kiss on a wound.
The elf was cursing, but ceased to tremble as Sauron pushed him against the wall to keep him from pacing away in howling, pained fury.
Maeglin heaved for breath and scrabbled to pull away the burned and smoking fabric away from his chest and collarbones. But Sauron just pushed his hands away with significant applications of strength and tore away the fabric easily.
The spray of water-like metal that splashed out of the mold when he tipped the bowl had come up and arced rather beautifully like a fountain, but landed on the elf. He’d flinched and turned his face away in time, but the molten aluminum was doing its damage and already forming welts on his sparsely-scarred, pale skin.
“What are you doing?!” Maeglin hissed, watching Sauron crane his head downwards to his bared skin. “It’s still burning!”
But he understood after he pressed his lips to the burns. The elf sighed with relief and relaxed against the wall as each one ceased to scald and burn into his flesh. Unless Sauron was a healer, scars would remain but those he could carry with a measure of pride.
;_____; omg. FORGEBROS FOR LIFE ❤
MELKOR HAS FALLEN. I, SAURON, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS
Sauron ( napoldeinlove )
(toilet flushing sounds) Hey I’m back, what’s– MY CHAIR
I tried to reproduce the Black Speech dialogue between Azog
the Sexythe Defiler and the Necromancer of Dol Guldur. But since my voice is neither a batch of cumber nor a manu of bennett is sounds kinda weird. Forgive my pronunciation mistakes, most of it is taken by ear.
theotherwesley probably wants to hear this, idk
Always reblog Lumbuthai
Mechanical Mouse, 1810. Gold, Seed Pearls, Garnet. London. Via Bowes Museum, England
So I went through a ton of caps to find clear enough images to suss out exactly what Dwalin’s trademark badass knucketats actually say. There are a few characters missing, either they’re scarred over or there never was a good look at them in the film, but I think the conclusions I’ve reached are extremely logical. It’s like playing hangman in Khuzdul.
Anyway, absolutely nobody should be surprised with what it turned out to be—one of the only dwarvish lines in Tolkien’s works, a battle cry uttered by Gimli at the Battle of Hornuburg. Surprising nobody, WETA is composed of extremely thorough nerds. Not only are these phrases characteristic of the Dwarves as a people, they’re also extremely well suited to be etched into Dwalin’s skin, given his life experiences.
So yeah. The more you know.
HELL YES HELL YES HELL YESSSSSSSS