masteroftheseas
replied to your post “WHAT IF I JUST SCREAM THE WORD TAINT”
did it work
NOT SO FAR
MR FLAPPY RIDES ETERNAL, KISS MY ASS MODS
masteroftheseas
replied to your post “WHAT IF I JUST SCREAM THE WORD TAINT”
did it work
NOT SO FAR
MR FLAPPY RIDES ETERNAL, KISS MY ASS MODS
masteroftheseas
replied to your post “�� fractals, for sauron”
catch lin casually knocking over a bowl of rice in front of thu now
I didn’t say that worked on ME.
*tsch!*
There are clearly one-thousand eight-hundred and twenty-five grains on the floor, they’re not even infinitely repeating, this is child’s play.
masteroftheseas
replied to your post “Try: Ungoliant or Orome”
m o r e
would you have the whole world for thy belly??
masteroftheseas
replied to your post “I have two more “Try” asks in my inbox, but I’m not sure how to answer…”
ur not an idiot mess u r a brilliant good fren am happy to see u on dash. ♥
;v; *snorgle* thang yew.
masteroftheseas
replied to your post “*Casually strolls into throne room like it’s some sort of public park,…”
A SLAB OF ELF? MELKOR THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE TIP. I WOULD NOT WANT A SLAB OF ELF IN MY TIP JAR.
OKAY SORRY WOW, HOW ABOUT A ROLLED JOINT OF ELF? ELF PASTRAMI? ELF TENDERLOIN? how much you gonna fleece me for, jeezelouise
masteroftheseas
replied to your post “shout out to @bluestaratsunrise for faving what appears to be my…”
…… well now i’m curious
You have nothing to be curious about, my friend. You were here from the beginning, you know my crimes >.>
masteroftheseas
replied to your post “All the maiar in this comic: please wesley let us wear pants Me, a…”
-eternally pantsless and proud-
A clear sign of superiority
masteroftheseas
replied to your photo “More iterative drawing stuff; I’m pretty happy with the proportions on…”
what a handsome dark lord. 10/10 would allow into my kingdom despite everyone warning me not to

masteroftheseas
replied to your post “feralandfair
replied to your photo “@admirable-mairon requested I…”
osse says there’s no competition >.>
Not in vying for your flippery hand, no. I have other forms for that.


Commission for @masteroftheseas : Ošošai – R. Wesley Nipper 2017
it’s Valarin for ’He Who Has Never Seen A Hairbrush‘
Hey, it’s my favorite chaotic-neutral fish Maia! Sorry this took so long, babe.
-wonders how bad of an idea it is to taunt Fëanor about the fact he has a silmaril-

1/10, Don’t Recommend, unless you want to spend the next 900 years fighting off his relatives.
It’s fun at first, but he has such a big family. You have to commit to killing them ALL and who has that kind of time?
WHEN YOU SAID BUNS I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THÛ’S PECS OR BUTT CHEEKS, BUT THEN I SAW IT AND WAS LIKE ‘OH OK NOT THÛ’S BUNS, BUT WESLEY’S BUNS – GOT IT’
MY LEGACY IS OF BUTTS AND RABBITS
THIS IS THE BED I’VE MADE AND I WILL LIE IN IT PROUDLY

yeeeesssss wear the buns, my giant husband. it pleases me. nyahnyahnyahnyaahhh mnnngslurhp i am sated




The inscription is blue, á la Shadow of Mordor, because Ossë’s new job as a Pumpkin Spice Pedlar gives them an in with the local Deals Warlock in charge of magic mall swag.
This is my first ever ring of power! I’m excited to be your new Bright Lord ❤ Don’t tell Tyelpe
Edit: Best part

masteroftheseas
replied to your post “have you shape shifted into animals? if so are there any favorites of…”
thu u forgot orca.
Oh my goodness gracious you’re right. How could I forget?

To be fair, it’s not really an animal so much as an homage.