masteroftheseas:

beruthielthequeen:

masteroftheseas answered your questionwhispers so does anyone here remember me?

I have much improved my understanding of innuendo in your absence.

Oh, have you? This ought to be good for a bit of entertainment. Do, shock and awe me, o Terror!

….. Uh. Well, it is rather challenging to just innuendo without anything prompting it.

Oh! I have one that I know. ‘I would like to eat that fish stick.’

Bless him he’s trying

perplexingly:

misbehavingmaiar:

perplexingly:

there’s a theory around that the Witch-King of Angmar is actually Tar-Miriel, so here, Tar-Miriel’s enounter with Eowyn

THAT… THERE’S A WHAT??? THE WITCHKING IS WHO??? IS HOW??? I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS WHY?????

8U I??? NEED???? SO MUCH????

i think sathinfection was the one to start it aand there are already some works for this theory!

*SLAMDUNKS INTO THE RECOMMENDATIONS TAG*

nana-ungoliant:

heoruwearg:

nana-ungoliant:

heoruwearg:

*distant sound of mun screaming DISCWORLD AU into infinity*

ok but I don’t think Pterry ever said Discworld was an AU

#i’m just saying #sauron is right there in canon #the Evil Empire was a thing #there are orcs #it’s all there

these are all excellent points 😀 I meant the idea of Nacharna as a Discworld werewolf. complete with actual shapechanging!

Time is literally broken and held together with sticky tape and a wad of chewing gum on the Disc, so like, idk man I’m not saying the Disc is kinda the fifth/sixth age, but it’s probably the fifth/sixth age.

gorthaur-the-terrible:

They chased the sea…


 But like catching smoke
              it was a matter
                        of fleeting pleasures, 


                                             of hasting after phantoms
                                                        of a lost age.
                                                   Days spent together
                                                              to make up
                                                  for the stretch of centuries.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ( @ji-indur)

natilano:

…. And in Utumno he gathered his demons about him, those spirits who first adhered to him in the days of his splendour, and became most like him in his corruption: their hearts were of fire, but they were cloaked in darkness, and terror went before them; they had whips of flame. Balrogs they were named in Middle-earth in later days.

Size: A5
Medium: watercolor and ink over paper.
Materials:
Faber Castell´s Artists black pens, Sakura Gelly Roll white,
watercolors (raw sienna and payne´s grey), minor PS retouching.

Character: Balrog
Quote: Silmarillion
Copyright: Tolkien State

If y’all found a chick that was actually a dragon in humaniod form would either if you tap that?

…Well that would depend on the lady dragon in question, wouldn’t it? 

But why would a dragoness ever choose to wear such a boring guise? Did being a majestic and clever and diamond-scaled furnace with wings lose its savor? “I no longer wish to drive this bejeweled flying war-chariot, I think I shall trade it in for a wheelless cart??”   

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