Tolkien-themed Secret Santa Art Exchange 2014

snartha:

tolkiensecretartexchange:

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Rules:

  • The Silmarillion/Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit fans are all welcome!
  • Sign up is open from 25th November until 2nd December 2014.
  • Sign up via message to tolkiensecretartexchange.
  • Your signup message should include: your tumblr name and your e-mail address.
  • Limited to 37 participants.
  • Artists only this time. (We will, hopefully, be able to include fic authors in the future, if we do this again.) All skill levels are welcome!
  • No NSFW requests please.

What to give:

  • 1 piece of fanart (you will find the wishlist of the person you got assigned to linked in an e-mail after the sign-up process is completed)

How to submit your gift:

  • Upload it to your blog on any given time between the 20th and the 25th of December
  • Please tag the gift-receiver in the post, and include the hashtag #tolkiensecretartexchange so we can find it and post it to this blog as well.
  • Enjoy

NOTE: assignments are being assigned randomly using an online generator (www.drawnames.com) from which you will first get an e-mail invitation to join our group and then you will be able to compile a wishlist of 3 characters/pairings you’d like to have drawn for you. Please make sure that your 3 requests don’t all contain the same character/pairing, as we want to avoid having to switch anyone’s assignment if they can’t fulfill a particular request for any reason.

Tolkien-themed Secret Santa Art Exchange 2014 is brought to you by snartha and likes-drawing-elves. If you have any questions contact us either via this blog or directly.

Hey guys!! We set up an exchange, come sign up! 😀

kyraneko:

misbehavingmaiar:

misbehavingmaiar:

Lord, grant me the strength not to design this outfit for Sauron with a plunging neckline and no sleeves. Grant me the wisdom to see that a bikini bottom is not sufficient coverage for the Second Age. 

Forgive me lord, I am not strong 

Draw him disrobing for bed or something. Or in some kind of underwear. Or in some much-less-coversome informal loungewear, the sort of thing one might wear between bath and bed when one’s spending the night with a lover.

*imagines Sauron in the Second-Age equivalent of a pair of boxers and an open lightweight cotton bathrobe* *small squeaking noise*

If I had my way, the Akallabeth would be mostly about Sauron going to and from the bathhouse and getting rubbed with scented oils, just saying. 

vefanyar:

Yes, of course this comes on the heels of the Galadriel vs. Tauriel post, because that sentiment becomes particularly dumb considering how many women in prominent roles there could have been in the Hobbit… but aren’t, and people are still hating on one of the two prominent female characters we have?

What gets me most about that is the claim that the production team wanted to add “feminine energy“ into the androcentrism fest that is the book, created some entirely new characters (Sigrid, Tilda and Tauriel, all of whom I adore) and still missed out on so many opportunities. Let me count the ladies: 

  • Belladonna Took. Admittedly has a cameo in the first movie, but with her being so remarkable in book canon could have contributed so much more to movie!Bilbo’s development than chasing after him for a two-second snippet.
  • Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. I’m holding out some hope that she will have a cameo in the final movie when Bilbo returns during the Bag End auction (if that even makes it into the movie), but I’m not terribly optimistic. She could have made a great shout-out to the LotR movies as well, as the relative never giving Bilbo a momen’t peace from early on.
  • Dís. Thorin’s sister, mother of Fíli and Kíli. A runestone does not a female character represent. 
  • Other women of Thrór’s line. Wives, if no one else, must have existed. Could have had a place in the lovely three-generation family moment in the beginning of AUJ, didn’t even get a throne to sit on. I’m aware that Tolkien describes Dwarf women as indistinguishable from their men and usually sequestered away, but given the glimpses of Dwarf women in Dale in AUJ, that clearly doesn’t apply to movieverse. 
  • Glóin’s wife. Gets a shout-out in the locket scene, but that’s it.
  • Beorn’s wife. Never named or mentioned in book canon, but Beorn had a son (Grimbeorn, ) rather than being the last of his kin as he is in movie canon. 
  • Thranduil’s wife. Never named or mentioned in book canon, but I highly doubt that Legolas popped out of thin air. According to a movie tie-in book, she is dead and the prime reason Thranduil is so obsessed with the white jewels that the Dwarves denied him. Another piece of rock instead of a female character.
  • Bolg’s mother. Our only hint at the existence of orc women is that orcs procreate the same way Elves and Men do, and the so-called Munby Letter, but still – Bolg probably did not hatch out of a slimeball a la the Uruk-hai in the LotR movies. As for this orc woman in particular I even seem to remember (though can no longer find it) an interview with Peter Jackson hinting that her death may have been the driving force behind the orcs’ revenge quest. (Please let me know if anyone remembers this one.)
  • Girion’s wife. Escaped the devastation of Dale by Smaug with her child in the books, could have made a lovely addition to the prologue (e.g. “but in secret, Girion’s line endured”) to foreshadow Bard’s descent. 
  • Bard’s wife. Must have existed in the books because of Bain, strongly implied to be dead in DoS, headcanon’d dead by Tilda’s actress as per DoS EE commentary. 
  • And although she’s not a book canon character, Tauriel’s mother. Also dead

And we really don’t need to perpetuate that sort of behaviour in fandom by erasing one of the few female characters we actually got out of all the meaningful roles there could have been. 

In Progress: Ar-Pharazon, Tar-Miriel, Zigûr Sauron –RivkaZ 2014

 Bossy Byzantine Numenorians and Attractive Akkadian Sauron, putting on a fashion show.

Join me as I attempt to find an outfit for Sauron that is equally suitable for conducting heretical services,  redirecting barrages of heavenly lightning, and seducing royalty. 

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