Your fav is problematic: Eöl

  • rabid sindar nationalist
  • probably voted for ron paul
  • owns the only gas station and bathroom stop on the way from the Blue Mountains to anywhere else 
  • all i’m saying is that if you’re in sindar country you should speak sindarin or go back to aman”
  • over-charges for coffee
  • didn’t name his son until he was old enough to drive
  • “you’re not like the other golodhrim, honey, you’re different" 
  • turns around all the road signs in nan elmoth to point to his giftshop
  • "you’re king? i didn’t vote for you.”
  • sings ‘music of the night’ in the shower
  • owns a pipe organ
  • wrote his own theme song   
  • plays own theme song on pipe organ after dark
  • closet dwarfsexual 

I see that one of Sauron’s forms is twelve feet tall…

masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

masteroftheseas:

This could be easily rectified if you stopped growing.

How about YOU stop growing?!

You first! If height is not that important when I am in the water anyhow, then why do you not shrink a bit?!

Well I don’t want to be RUDE. You first!

I see that one of Sauron’s forms is twelve feet tall…

masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

masteroftheseas:

Which means around Sauron, Ossë would have to have a special form that is thirteen feet tall. Because how dare someone force him to look up to them.

This is going to get out of hand in very short order…

This could be easily rectified if you stopped growing.

How about YOU stop growing?!

Poppy & The Shadow (and other varied forms)

poppybrownlock:

Because I just can’t get enough of the height thing….

Here is Poppy and Sauron’s ‘most human-ish’ form (according to misbehavingmaiar). [7 ft]

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Poppy and the Shadow [9.5 ft]

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And then finally, Poppy and the super massive holy moly don’t sit on my Hobbit please Sauron. [12 ft]

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Aaaaw, kitten-sized! *picks up and pets*

shiannedoesconceptart:

Turgon, aka “The Sensible One.” Part of the these aren’t the elves you’re looking for sketch series. Fanart.

Aliases: Turukáno

The Deets:

  • King of Gondolin, (former) Lord of Nevrast, (former) High King of the Noldor (died on the job). Son of Fingolfin and Anarië, grandson of Finwë. Brother to Fingon, Aredhel, and Argon. Noldorin crown prince, allied to Fingon.

Claims to Fame:

  • Despot ruler of a hermit kingdom
  • Believed in free-range parenting
  • Uncle of Maeglin
  • What? Me paranoid? No.
  • Battlecry is “Fingon, no. Let’s think about this.”

Survived the First Age?

  • No

See the original prompt here.

GET THIS BEAUTIFUL TURGON ON MY BLOG FORTHWITH

greenekangaroo:

werpiper:

greenekangaroo:

“Legolas was the first elf to learn khuzdul-" 

-BREAKS DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR WITH EOL MORIQUENDI-

"Heard you were talkin’ shit" 

i mean this makes zero sense considering that elrond could read thror’s map, right?  c’mon…..

Actually, in the interest of being fair to Elrond (who, no, doesn’t speak khuzdul) the map was written in cirth. 

Cirth runes, first invented by an elf named Daeron, were the earliest writing system in Beleriand. Once the Noldor arrived and the Sindar grew in might, tengwar became a thing- the typical ‘elvish letters’ you see. Dwarves kept cirth because its lines were easier to carve in stone, but it wasn’t a part of their secret tongue- anyone could learn cirth, the dwarves just use it on most official documents as opposed to tengwar or what passes for a westron alphabet. 

It was the ‘moon rune’ part of the map they needed Elrond for. That kind of lore had been lost to the dwarves (they keep getting kicked out of mountains. Dragons, earth-shattering wars, balrogs…) so while Thror might have known the secret of it, Thorin didn’t. 

That being said, in elvish history only three elves are presumed to have spoken khuzdul and one is definitely confirmed. It’s theorized that Pengolodh of Gondolin knew a little bit of dwarvish, and the fact that he invented the alphabet the dwarves use in public often means Daeron is thought to have spoken it, as well. 

Eol is the only absolute we know of, and it’s possible that the dwarvish he knew was the Secret Tongue, while the dwarvish Daeron and Pengolodh might have known was a sort of slurred precursor that the dwarves used in company before converting to Westron and Sindarin. 

It’s important to know that the dwarves do not speak their tongue from birth. They are taught it, as anyone is taught a second language. This means that a dwarf from the Orocarni might speak a Harad dialect as a top language, and a dwarf from Erebor might speak westron; but they could talk to one another, overcoming that language barrier, by using the secret tongue, which is universal with very few changes.

 Khazad means ‘speaker’ because the dwarves had language first, and considering what else they’ve got going for them, they consider it pretty important. Frankly the amount of dwarvish used in the current hobbit films (around Bilbo and Gandalf specifically) is so far outside of the original canon that it’s almost appalling. I mean, I like it, but it sort of goes directly against dwarves as we know them. 

…then again Tolkien thought dwarves didn’t keep animals, and that there were only twoeelf-human sexual interactions in the whole of his universe. So. Let’s not talk about authorial intent. 

Anyhoo, the long and short of it is that the dwarves thought Eol was awesome enough to teach the super secret language they didn’t teach anyone else and I want everyone to know that all the time caus’ no one cares but me. >_> 

Sorry for running off at the text post. 

I should probably put this on my Eöl blog, but WHAT THE HECK IT’S COOL META

kanafinwhy:

Further headcanon that one time Maedhros snapped at a sculptor who was making a statue of him that had no scars and a perfect unbroken nose and two hands (even though the statue was supposed to be of him as lord of Himring) because it made him really uncomfortable. He basically terrified the sculptor into making it more realistic.

I’ll take it

misbehavingmaiar:

Sorry for bailing on everyone yesterday! T_T
 Mun was experiencing technical difficulties; i.e. health problems and pharmacy disasters and a total lack of spoons to do anything but play mindless, grinding video games for 12 hours.  

I am (tentatively) back on my feet today and will be dealing with the requisite pileup of obligations that accompany all my medical misadventures. *distressed gurgling* 

Whoops, thought I had spoons today, turns out I had no spoons today. 

Hopefully gonna work on stuff later tonight and see you tomorrow. 

apathlikeatrack:

[[ Remember that the dwarves were never meant to be part of Arda. 

Remember that Aule created them in hopes of having children to impart his craftsmanship and skills upon. 

Remember that when Eru discovered them he commanded they be destroyed for being created before his chosen, his elves. 

Remember the fact the among the first memories the seven fathers have was of their creator’s hammer, coming to strike them down. 

Remember that they were forced to beg for their sheer existence. 

Remember that and tell me that dwarves would share what culture they have wrought in a world that was not created for them. In a universe that allowed their survival only as an afterthought. 

Tell me that they don’t deserve to be secretive. Tell me that they can’t be deeply offended when someone takes their crafts, their language, their stories and takes them upon themselves. 

Tell me that the greed of the Dwarves is unjustified. ]]

–And that despite this, they choose to share their craft and language with those they trust, making possible some of the most dramatic events in Arda’s history and noteworthy objects of power. 

And that even though their assistance is crucial, their collaboration with other races is also treated as an afterthought.

And their “greed”, as it manifests in its most destructive forms (the goldsickness and also the lust for the cursed nauglamir), is a sickness that was delivered by external, malevolent forces.  

*BEATS CHESTS AND HOWLS* KHAZAD AI MENU

Sorry for bailing on everyone yesterday! T_T
 Mun was experiencing technical difficulties; i.e. health problems and pharmacy disasters and a total lack of spoons to do anything but play mindless, grinding video games for 12 hours.  

I am (tentatively) back on my feet today and will be dealing with the requisite pileup of obligations that accompany all my medical misadventures. *distressed gurgling* 

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