Melkor: It’s not fair! I deserve those Silmarils more than anyone! I should get them because I want them the most!
Tulkas: Yeah, exactly!
Melkor: Yeah! exact—what
Tulkas: That’s the best logic!
Tulkas: See this way
Tulkas: Your ass is mine
Tulkas: Because I want to kick it the most.
Melkor: ……*casually evaporates into an incorporeal, assless cloud*
Sssso I’ve been told.
// Yeh, unfortunately. 😦 My main blog is theotherwesley
Only the tenderest, ripest cherry in Gondolin.
OUT
JUST BECAUSE I’VE BEEN REJECTED BY SIX (or more) OF THEM DOESN’T MEAN I’M TERRIBLE WITH WOMEN! …AINUR WOMEN and half-maiar women JUST HAVE NO SENSE OF ADVENTURE!
That you may judge for yourself.
[[losing followers left and right SORRY ABOUT THE DARK LORD LABIAS]]
Who?
OH! The dead woman who whelped Turin. Unconquered you say? Well good for her. I hadn’t noticed.
Why, indeed I am, your highness! Would you care to listen to me sing of the Fall of Doriath? Or perhaps the Death of the Trees? I know all the classics.
Ah, I must correct you! It is lord Melkor who enjoys eating honey raw from the comb! And as he eats hastily and with great relish… while making a great show of licking himself and moaning, it often… ah, spills over onto his… chest… and…thighs…
I…
E-excuse me a moment.
thebreathofarda replied to your post “Well I have heard that you [censored] and [censored] [censored]…”
The part where I put my circlet in a case and stored it away? To make your complaints known, I point you to the form T05-C; once appropriately filled, you may send it to Valimar. Maiar specifically appointed shall collect it and all the other forms.
Yeah, I remember when you put your “”“circlet”“” in its “”“”case“”“” for “”“”“”“”“”“”“SAFE KEEPING”“”“”“”“”“ STOP SIDESTEPPING MY INNUENDO AND SUCK MY TIARA YOU BREEZY PRUDE
THAT IS AN ABSURD ALLEGATION!
ANYONE found propagating this RIDICULOUS rumor will be CHASTENED upon the WHIPPING POST.
….And anyone found to have been SNEAKING into my private quarters in an attempt to MALIGN ME will be found, and made very, very sorry from the top of their pretty blond head to their dainty feet.
It is… not unheard of.
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