THE TALLY SO FAR:

Melkor’s sensitive bits have all been guessed, but just not all three at once!

Meanwhile, we have two of Sauron’s three bits, but no one has guessed his ultra powerful secret finishing move  final erogenous zone!  

I will give you a hint: it was mentioned specifically in one drabble involving a balrog, and brought up a few times in fics and meta. 😉 

For Melkor: the tips of your ears, your pointy bits, and… your buttocks?

N-no fair! You’ve already seen the answers! But don’t stop, keep guessing…

crocordile replied to your post: crocordile replied to your post: Ah, S…

jesus sorry whoops!!! IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT came to my mind tho, it just seems to fit really well with the whole… ensemble.

Juliana gets a red card for Fondling Dark Lord Balls. U_U a very serious offense srsly we cannot have such unfair advantages here~ 

avengingthrones replied to your post: Ah, Sunday….Time for some shameless …

Well, Sauron clearly likes his chest hair strokes (and other people’s fics have given me the impression his nipples are really erogenous).

But, lets see…

Sauron: neck, navel, thighs?
Melkor: Ears, hands, feet?

I don’t know.

Much, much warmer…

~ah. A-almost–

// Melkor: ears, especially when linguistics are being whispered in them, shoulder thorns and nipples. Sauron: stomach, thighs and shoulders

Sh-shut up! Language is stupid! Ihateschool

Ooh– madam IS a quick learner! Well acquainted with the preferences of smiths, I see. 

//Thauron: knee, bellybutton, sole of the foot. Morgoth: neck, palm of the hand, wrist

My knee! Ah, bless you Lefthander… No, no… those are all fine and tender places for a wayward kiss, but not satisfactory in themselves. 

Wrist… I like that. It sounds both soothing and vulnerable. How dramatic! Sadly, not what I had in mind… 

badmadwolf replied to your post: Ah, Sunday….Time for some shameless …

WOW MY BIRTHDAY CAME EARLY (in a manner of speaking)
Sauron – belly (*pets*), throat, and maybe ears; Melkor – lips, palms/fingertips, and… can’t think of a third one ;w;

Ah! You are very correct in thinking I enjoy being stroked from chest to navel; few feelings are more luxurious! However, while it is certainly a sensual experience, it is not primarily an arousing one…. *cough* though it certainly doesn’t hurt. 

You’re welcome to kiss my palms and fingers any time, little one. It will certainly make me blush, but it will take more to leave me breathless. 

Ah, Sunday….Time for some shameless fanservice!

For points (and gratuitous drawings), guess the top three erogenous areas for both muses! For the purpose of this meme, each muse has three secret spots that make them go weak-kneed and hot under the collar when touched, genitals NOT included. 

 😉 Winners will be rewarded with a sketch of the sensitive bits being… utilized in some way. First person to guess all six sensitive Dark Lord bits correctly will win a sexy prize!  u3u`

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hello i enjoy the meta/discussion you post it is very interesting but also i would like to say that i started laughing really hard at “i don’t care what you’re speaking you’re all orc prototypes” ok thank you goodnight

Sometimes I look down on all the tribes of Quendi and I just think “Ah, the wolf meat is arguing again”

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