*looms over bath* I won’t tell if you won’t. ~Sauron

doegred-main:

misbehavingmaiar:

doegred-main:

*pales, gripping the side of the tub, while breathing slowly through his nose*

“Get. Out!”

Sauron’s slitted pupils flared; the muscles in his face twitched into a snarl, but it was suppressed in short order. 

Whatever warmth or provocative flirtation had been in his demeanor froze and died, leaving cruelty in its wake. 

“…Leave, stay; fight, don’t fight… Since you can’t seem to make up your mind at all this evening, I’m afraid I’m going to have to do it for you." 

And with that, he sprung— two coiled steps that moved a wall of heavy muscle at an unthinkable rate, shoulder pivoting to collide with the Noldo, knocking him to the floor while iron-hard forearms grappled and pinned his taller opponent, heedless of the knife between them.  

The attack was hardly unexpected, Maedhros had sensed it approaching the very second his last words had left his lips. Maybe some part of him had been wishing for this. The Noldo steeled himself, more than against the savage violence which was to come, against his reaction to it. 

Surreptitiously he took half a step back with his left leg, exposing his right side as the Maia talked. Despite knowing well any hope he may have to hold his own in this fight was linked to keeping his cool and use the Maia’s fury against him, despite his efforts to remain calm even in the air made heavy by the perfumed vapours of the bath and the sweetish smell of corruption that still haunted his darkest nightmares. Despite all this two different needs reverberated in Maedhros’s mind, strong enough to make his hands tremble, were he not to control them.
One was a savage glee, a frenzied need to fight to make Sauron pay for everything, to feel his blood, his pain, to make him scream; it was something that sang with his blood, that made every hair on his body stand. Yet another, a more rational part of his soul, told him how dangerous how unbalanced this fight would be, it recoiled at the idea of any physical contact without an armour  to protect his body and more weapons.
Soon enough there was no more time to think. In two blindly fast steps the Maia charged him.

No matter his attempt to follow the movement, the impact was devastatingly strong. Maedhros felt all air leave his lungs violently enough to burnt his throat as the other body slammed into his side. His, still wet, unbound, hair fell before his face hiding Sauron’s face and the pain of the impact on his right shoulder made his vision go black for a few seconds. In his mouth he could taste blood. Still his body seemed to remember how to act on its own, his mind almost cumbersome, the Noldo let himself fall, an agonised hiss ripping from his throat, and, using the momentum, sank his dagger to the hilt in the back of Sauron’s shoulder trying to hit the muscle and let gravity aid his knife cut down following the underside of the Maia’s arm, in an attempt to rip tendons and make his opponent’s right arm useless.
They crashed to the floor and its marble seemed almost hot as a wave of dizzying force reverberated through Maedhros’s back up to his skull, turning soon into white hot pain as a cold feeling slithered down his side. Another hiss escaped his lips yet, even before he was able to think straight again, the Noldo’s leg raised and he kneed the Maia on his right side twice with all his strength, feeling his rotule sink into the other’s body.

Sauron’s grip was as strong as steel, the reek of his body suffocating and a part of Maedhros , even more than from the pain, felt like shuddering at the feel of his robe opening, leaving him vulnerable.
Still everything seemed to fall into second place before the desperate elation of the fight, as his breath became laboured and all his muscles twisted and tensed first left and then, suddenly right.

He had only one hope right now: to force or trick the Maia to roll over and gain the upper position.

Steam issued from the wound before the parted flesh ran with hot red-black blood, and Sauron did indeed cry out in pain– a tight sound that quavered like a wire snapping– but he did not relinquish his grip. 
The Noldo’s knee thudded dully against his side, finding it nearly unyielding as stone. But the elf’s twisting forced him to reassess his hold; with little enough purchase on the slick floor he nonetheless pressed forward with both legs, putting great weight on his pin-hold against Maedhros’s sternum, while his right hand snaked around the elf’s weapon arm, thumb applying pinpoint pressure on the inside of his elbow and slamming it against the ground. 

His teeth bared white and snarling in Maedhros’s face, pointed long and feral, hot breaths ebbing between them with a deep, hungry growl. 

The body of his opponent writhed long and lean and powerful like a great angered snake he had dared to wrestle, whose fangs had already tasted his back. If he hesitated too long, the elf’s height would give him enough leverage to maneuver away, and the torn muscles in his shoulder would not bear the strain of holding him down. 

He had come with such hopeful, foolhardy intentions… Now here they were and his heart thundered with bright scarlet rage, absurdly close to a feeling of betrayal, even petulance– he did not know how to finish this fight, he had given the  Noldo a victory even in starting it. 

The lack of control made his rage seethe all the hotter. Unable to articulate more than a strangled "You–!”, the Maia lunged, clamping his jaws around the Noldo’s mouth, sinking teeth into his lips and cheek with suffocating force while his arm pressed down against the elf’s exposed throat. 

For the character meme: Celebrimbor and Luthien

Already did Celebrimbor, so here’s Luthien!

  • What I like about them
    SURPRISE I actually really, really like Luthien.
    She’s kind of just this awesome epic hero who is there to kick ass and get her boyfriend back, and to me it seems like there’s less stress put on her moral coding, or whatever— like, her successes don’t feel like they’re attributed to her virtue so much as her badassery? 

    She’s actually capable of subterfuge! Which leads to success, as opposed to the 99.9% failure rate of all the more noble and glorious charges against Angband! Despite being able to lie and dress up like a vampire and make Thû piss himself, she’s completely adorable??? 

    Also in they Lay of Leithian, she’s very sweet to Carcharoth when she puts him to sleep. ;w; That wins points with me so hard. NO ONE IS EVER NICE TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS.

  • What I dislike about them
    Her description as the “fairest”. I roll my eyes at thee, descriptor. 
  • Favourite moment
    Yo, she fucking reads Sauron for filth and then knocks Melkor out, that shit is intense. 
  • Least favourite moment
    I don’t really like how she kind of disappears from the narrative as soon as the Silmaril is recaptured? 
  • A situation with this character that I want to see explored more
    Oh you know, her actual thoughts and feelings on stuff— you know, that thing we barely get for any of the characters in Tolkien. 
  • An interesting AU for this character
    Anything Dark Luthien!! *w* But also, anything where she gets to have more interaction with Team Angband? 

    Aaaand I guess my headcanon that she personally fought and took Thuringwethil’s wings is actually an AU….  >v>;

  • OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)
    I am all for Luthien/Thuringwethil. I actually have a thing I’d like to write/draw for them someday… SOMEDAY. 
  • Other ships?
    I kind of… guilty-ship her and Melkor in some scenarios? MEGA-guilty ship her with Celegorm in some others???? (don’t look at meAHAHAHAi’mtrash)
  • BROTP
    UwU magic doggy friend
  • NOTP
    I don’t have any particularly strong feelings in that regard i guess…
  • An assortment of headcanons!
    -Luthien is aaaalllllll about that bass. ❤

    -I have some fairly complex headcanons about Maiar and how they are able to distribute their powers, which helps to account for things like Huan being able to beat Thû and Luthien being able to put a Vala to sleep.
    Basically, it’s just a matter of putting points into the right stats? XD Like, Sauron, who is described as being one of (if not THE most) powerful Maiar, had a lot of points to begin with, and distributed them pretty evenly across all his stats. But a smaller Maia, like Huan, could take a shape and just PUT EVERYTHING THEY GOT into ONE category and come out superior in that element.
     My theory is that Huan was a Maia or Oromë who had some grievance with Sauron in the Spring of Arda that led him to take a shape into which he basically poured all of his points into a specific destiny, which was to kick Sauron’s ass at some future date. He gave up changing shape and even speaking (more than three times, anyway) for the sake of being able to do this one thing. Luthien is similar, in that she’s got only half of Melian’s power, but it’s ALL put into the Songs and Illusions category— and Song magic is powerful stuff, as we know! The fabric of Arda is music-based, so she’s got a very versatile and potent ability at her disposal. (It may also be that her shortened lifespan had something to do with the distribution of her power.) 

MAEDHROS IT IS THEN!

  • What I like about them
     The whole character arc, actually! Specifically how much his personality must have changed from being a prince in Valinor to the one-handed vengeance-machine in Beleriand. 
  • What I dislike about them
    The Second Kinslaying, and maybe how far into bitterness and desperation he falls at the end of the First Age? It’s not that I dislike this about him necessarily, I just find it quite depressing? 
  • Favourite moment
    I quite like the bit where he’s like “haha totally going to double-cross Morgoth” and Morgoth is like “son… don’t bullshit a bullshitter." 
    Okay but that aside: Literally any interaction with the Nolofinweans and also Maedhros and the Khazad. Like, the Union of Maedhros was completely and utterly badass and brilliant and it gets me pumped up every time I read it despite being the Dark Lord Trash that I am.
  • Least favourite moment
    Lololol I generally get my panties in a twist every time ANY of the Noldor makes the excuse that any land not claimed by the Sindar is theirs and that the Sindar owe them the territory they DO still have, because "we’re protecting you from Morgoth”. And Maedhros is like the first one to say “well I guess we’ll just take all the land you’re NOT in, Thingol, smd” and that’s never sat well with me. XD I MEAN, I LIKE IT AS A CHARACTER DYNAMIC! I ENJOY CHARACTER CONFLICT. I ENJOY THAT THE NOLDOR ROLL INTO BELERIAND LIKE WHAT UP I GOTTA BIG CROWN. 
    I JUST ALSO STAN WITH THE SINDAR ON A PERSONA LEVEL I mean I don’t think Thingol is sterling example of morality or anything– NO ONE IS IN THIS BOOK I S2G, I just… it’s a very colonialist attitude and it raises my hackles even while it intrigues me, and even while I can see where the attitude originated and how it seems totally reasonable from the Noldor’s perspective. 
  • A situation with this character that I want to see explored more
    Ech, you know me! I like all the in-between moments of life during wartime to be explored, and POLITICS *q*
  • An interesting AU for this character
    I……… I want to see the complete HOT MESS of an AU that would be Maedhros successfully making parley with Melkor. 
  • OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)
    I really enjoy Maedhros/Fingon, it’s hot as fuck and it breaks my heart–BUT I also don’t really have a real OTP for Maedhros? I think that the kind of relationship he’d need to make a really compelling OTP for my tastes doesn’t necessarily exist in the Silm? Or if it does, it has yet to be explored. 
  • Other ships?
    *swandives into the trasH* SAuURonn
  • BROTP
    I think there’s a lot of good BROTPs for Maedhros! 😀 Azaghal comes to mind as one I think I’d really like to explore. But in general I think he’d be well respected amongst his political allies. 
  • NOTP
    *shrug* I don’t actively go searching out NOTPs so I don’t know? XD  AGAIN, as with most things, the things that squick me tend to be interpretations that I disagree with. 
    Why do so many people feel the need to draw all the elves as same-faced 18-year-old perfectly symmetrical white bishounen with slightly different hair? Why is that appealing? Who finds that hot? ASKING THIS FOR REAL LIKE I GENUINELY DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
  • An assortment of headcanons!
    I’ve made posts about this before, but my HC version of Maedhros has a form of acromegaly or gigantism. I like to think of him as having very striking features that are not unattractive, but do not actually fall within the standard elven parameters for being classically handsome? 
    I also think that Feanor and Nerdanel are outrageously proud of their firstborn, and if anyone suggested to them that Maedhros was slightly non-standard or not a statuesque model of Noldor manhood, they would FREEZE THAT PERSON’S SOUL WITH THEIR EYES. Also Fëanor comes to like… just under Maedhros’s shoulder height. U////U SHORT DAD HUGS.

    I DIG ANY VERSION OF MAEDHROS THAT IS SCARRED AND HAS DIFFERENT HAIR AFTER THANGORODRIM. I DIG THAT SO HARD. I tend to draw him with long braided hair no matter what, but whenever I see a version (eehn’s comes to mind) where he’s cut his hair short–!!!! GREY STREAKS FROM STRESS???? *__* HNNNNGH. 

    Generally speaking, the more of a crusty old badass you make Maedhros, the more I like him. >3> And as I said before, I really just enjoy speculating about the character’s entire arc from beginning to end and seeing the changes that happen between each epoch of his life. 

|| Tyelpe.

  • What I like about them
    UMMMM ALL THE THINGS. 
  • What I dislike about them
    This is probably cheating but there’s a lot of fanon about Celebrimbor that I don’t enjoy or track with? I think that’s the complaint about MOST fanon, aahah- just like, over-simplifying the character and his circumstances, either painting him as a naive innocent baby or all about the martyred man-pain, or whatever. I also don’t jive with making him a sweet-faced 18-year-old. 
  • Favourite moment
    See: THE ENTIRE SECOND AGE.
  • Least favourite moment
    Okay well there’s that H.O.M.E. version where he has this unrequited crush on Galadriel which just…. *eye rolls into oblivion* 
  • A situation with this character that I want to see explored more
    As much as I love his relationship with Annatar, I always like seeing fics or HCs about his work and life in Eregion outside of the ring-making. 🙂

    ALSO LORD ALL THAT TIME -BEFORE- EREGION. LIke…. I hardly ever see his history in Beleriand or before discussed! ;o;

  • An interesting AU for this character
    Shadow of Mordor. 
    *cough* well I have that one modern/reincarnation Angbang AU that features a reincarnated Tyelpe as a skinny-jeans wearing, pickup-driving, acoustic-guitar-playing Navajo folk rockstar/ environmentalist/ first nations activist/engineer living in a sustainable zero-carbon-footprint dwelling that he designed and constructed himself in the desert, while working from his laptop to engineer stuff like super efficient jet-fuel made from banana peels and stuff…. 

  • OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)
    Yo it’s Annatar/Celebrimbor forever. XD  But I also think Tyelpe on his own would be perfectly happy, and obviously Silverfisting isn’t like… a model for a lasting healthy romantic relationship. ( I also wouldn’t call it an OTP for me, so yeah just, a favorite ship. UvU )
  • Other ships?
    I know Tyelpe/Maeglin is a thing around here? I haven’t made it into that ship yet but it’s dang cute tbh.
  • BROTP
    NARVI ❤ ❤ ❤ And like the entire Gwaith-i-Mirdain
  • NOTP
    lollolollol Galadriel I guess?
  • An assortment of headcanons!
    —tiny baby tyelpe in a fur-lined papoose while the Fëanorians make their crossing. 
    —baby tyelpe seeing the sun for the first time
    —baby tyelpe playing in the snow
    —BABY TYELPE 

For your character meme: Ecthelion of the Fountain?

  • What I like about them
    FRIEND YOU PICKED A VERY DIFFICULT ELF FOR ME I LITERALLY HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ECTHELION EXCEPT FOR WHAT I HAVE RECEIVED IN-FANDOM ;A:
    –He has a very pretty shield
    –WIELDER OF THE MOLE-FLUTE
  • What I dislike about them
    HAHhhaahHAHAHAA 😡 Gothmog. 
  • Favourite moment
    The part where he completely failed to escort Aredhel to Turgon.
    Okay but if I’m honest with myself also his final duel is pretty rad….
  • Least favourite moment
    See item #2
  • A situation with this character that I want to see explored more
    In general I always want to see more day-to-day politicking and court life of all the Gondolin lords :3
  • An interesting AU for this character
    Gothmog lives and goes back to Angband with both helmet and elf still imbedded in his chest for immediate and awkward surgery, like “Um… so… I kind of have this elf stuck in me?”
    “Oh honey it’s nothing to be ashamed of we get patience in here ALL the time with elves stuck in them. Please fill out this form." 
  • A crossover
    i got nothing
  • OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)
    I…. got nothing.
  • Other ships?
    nnnnnn…..
  • BROTP
    Maybe like Tuor? 
  • NOTP
    NNNNNnnNNnnN–
  • An assortment of headcanons!
    –ECTHELION FLOATING TINY PAPER BOATS ON THE FOUNTAIN BECAUSE BABY EARENDIL THINKS IT’S AWESOME
    –All the lords of Gondolin (besides Maeglin) babysitting the heck out of Earendil and fighting over who gets to spoil him most. 
    –Ecthelion wins the babysitting contest because HE HAS A GIANT SWIMMING POOL AND A SPARKLE-SHIELD and babies are all over that shit.

A more detailed character meme! Send me a character and I’ll answer…

kanafinwhy:

  • What I like about them
  • What I dislike about them
  • Favourite moment
  • Least favourite moment
  • A situation with this character that I want to see explored more
  • An interesting AU for this character
  • A crossover
  • OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)
  • Other ships?
  • BROTP
  • NOTP
  • An assortment of headcanons! 

mapsburgh:

valarhalla:

tyelpings:

mynameiseyyyyyy:

rabababe:

mynameiseyyyyyy:

goingtohogwartsbytardis:

mynameiseyyyyyy:

Silmarillion AU where everyone’s a pothead

The Chillmarillion

where everyone’s an adrenalin junkie

The Thrillmarillion

Feanor hosts a BBQ after burning the ships

The Grillmarillion

AU where Melkor steals Fëanor’s prized pickle recipe

The Dillmarillion

Battle Royale AU for the Silmarillion

The Killmarillion

ancient tales from Ulmo’s realm

The Gillmarillion

Silmarillion AU set in Ancient Sumeria

The Enlilmarillion 

Endless parade of Silmarillion sequels with increasingly blatant product placement for licensed merchandise.

The Shillmarillion

AU where everything is the same but everyone is a baleen whale

The Krillmarillion 

crocordile:

omnomnomwisenom:

crocordile:

I always thought that in Númenor there must be an expression like “túrin’s bridge” to refer to an idea that seems great at the moment but will prova catastrophic in the future

you know like we say pyrrhic victory or achille’s heel, I think they’d say túrin’s bridge, and maybe barahir’s ring for a trumph? Like “yes but he has that advantage, that’s his ring of barahir”

At the very least we have the canonical “heavy as the feet of Morgoth” © Turin which has probably got its way through the next centuries.

#or not and this saying died with Turin

omfg

I NEED SO MANY MORE MIDDLE EARTH COLLOQUIALISMS AND IDIOMS *__*

scorpionhoney:

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I’m so tired of drawing serious Silmarillion stuff for school U^U

I like it but not when I’m pressured to do it for a grade…

I just want to draw hot Gondolin lords in a bathhouse playing pranks like…

Glorfindel stealing everyone’s clothes while Rog yells at the top of his lungs in hot pursuit. 

IT IS TOO LATE

THE BABY SAVIOR OF MIDDLE EARTHS 

HAS SEEN YOUR BUM

eehn:

Silm face studies of Fingon, Luthien, and Maedhros. Fun facts: Fingon’s facial features are based on my highschool dance coach, Luthien is based on my Grandma (Beren will naturally be based on Grandpa), and Maedhros isn’t really based on anyone, but I do think of Eddie Redmayne and Sophie Turner when I draw him (completely unintentional).

Absolutely stunning in every way *_*

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