@curufinwefeanaro this is your fault! I blame you not to accept I spent way too much time crafting this pile of filth and sin.
Sex headcanon 2
long, boring NSFW under the cut. Really, avoid it if you can.
You say that like I didn’t read every word very carefully and with rapt attention
“I’m trying to find a way to depict a geological process happening magically in six panels that would normally take millions of years” or “why this page is still being thumbnailed”, an essay by me
“No, wait! I think I might DIE of laughter! Please, brother help!”
Elros takes full advantage of his mortality.
MY HEART–???!!!?
but like… what if all the names in lotr were normal names…. what if aragorn was called george instead. what if frodo was donald. why is this so funny to me
#Larry what do your elf eyes see
#ben son of terrance
Sam, Cam, Jim, Tim, Danny, Manny, Josh, Joe, Jack, Terry, Jerry, Harry, and the leader of our company, Chad.
I need Silmarillion edition with normal names. With King of Valar John and his fallen brother Jack.
And Jack said to Fred, keeper of the Silmarils “Get rekt let me in let me be ur secret sin”
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Oh! Dear Nacharna, I hadn’t known you were interested! Not to disparage you– but wolves often live in the moment and tend not to assign great value to mechanical innovations…
Your asking has made me realize: I am not often proud of my creations. They are only finished, and either perform adequately or they do not. Once completed, I appreciate the craftsmanship of a thing, rather than the work itself. I take pride in what is well-wrought; be it a nail, a telescope, or a trebuchet.
Or a ring.
I am certain that this particular attitude was instilled in me by Aulë. He taught me many lessons that did not leave me, though I left him.
…However, in answer to your question, I will say that the machine-powered dragons designed by Lomion astounded me with their efficiency. It is a shame they were destroyed in the siege…
*pitiful herald noises*
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Oh we do know how to flatter, don’t we?
Very well. Since you were silver-tongued about it…. come grab a fistful of the first wonder of the natural world. You can tell your friends about it later, if you make it home alive.
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Is this porn?
I think this is porn.This is indeed 100% unadulterated porn.
Not sure if i reblogged this yet.
Ah, but it takes a great deal of talent to compress this much spirit into so small a hröa! Think of it as wearing an extremely tight bodice or clingy silk; alluring, no?
I spent a long, long time in the Spring of the world at the size of a mountain, while my beloved could fit in the palm of my hand! We were equally cognizant of who was stronger then as now– even if he were mountainous and I minute, it would be obvious to any Ainu who was, in fact, the greater of the two.
This body I wear now is one I wore when I lived as a prisoner in Aman. It behooved me to pick a size and shape that seemed approachable to the Eldar; one none-threatening and easily underestimated. I grew somewhat accustomed to that shape… it is compact and enjoyable, and even, as I mentioned earlier, sensual, to wear.
There are other benefits to being smaller than my lieutenant. I will let you guess what they are.
Yes, yes we do! Thank you for noticing. We do try our best to Iron Hell and its vast, subterranean prisons running smoothly… Time for a dip!
As you can see, our bathing apparel is both timeless and ideal for all elements.
“Master I wish you’d take the crown off while bathing…”
You’re a funny maia, lieutenant. Crown stays.
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