Dís being done with nonsense. I love this shot to much, haha
Photographer: Depth of Light Photography
Month: December 2015
sauron that’s cheating that wasn’t a song how rude
well you didn’t answer, did you?
*Stands at the brink of the pier*
“Ah. How lovely…” the great maia purrs in appreciation. He studies the carven wolf with a distant expression, running a thumb over the detailed ridge of its back.
“Do you want me to sing you another song, Cousin?”
Ossë is not that easily tricked. Though he hears the question, he does not acknowledge it, floating and idly ‘pacing’ in lazy circles in the depths. Sauron really did have a lovely voice, and if he chooses to sing again, Ossë can see no harm in listening.
It is, after all, just a song.
“Do you think, Ošošai, that one such as I could ever brave his opposing element, and see the alarming miracles of the deep? I do not think, in all my years, that I ever dove beneath the surface of the sea. What is it like, below? I have spied such colors and abundance of form in what is brought up in the nets of men– yet the sun filters weakly past the shallows, and creatures make their own fey lights to see by. You have such secrets… and I fear them, for their shapes and ways are utterly foreign to me, yet I know they must be beautiful beyond compare. I could learn much from a look into your realm. How lucky you are!”
*Stands at the brink of the pier*
A box, eroded abalone and barnacle-encrusted, bobs to the surface, trailing baubles of green-gold kelp.
Sauron smiles, places the intricate clasp of his design within the parcel and shuts the resisting lid.
“There you are, cousin. Your elf will splendored above all others, though I still believe he holds your leash impudently short. Do let me know how it looks in his silvered hair, as I doubt very much I will see it in person.”
He rolls up one sleeve and sends the box back into the depths with a surge of bubbles. Shaking the droplets off his skin, he adds “…As I know you will be gnawing your fins over it, I do swear, on my left hand, which you may strike from me if I lie, there is no breath of spell on it, not dormant, not disguised, not overt–” he grins, “So you have no reason to squint your eyes at me from the depths, you mistrustful flounder.”
Ossë snatches the box up and darts it safely into the deeper waters for a closer inspection. It is just as beautiful up close as it was from a distance, delicately crafted but sturdy in design. The perfect accessory for someone who needs to look lordly but likes to do the work of a craftsman. And there is no buzz, no hum, no tingle or itch to suggest the trinket is anything more than what it appears. With a huffed chatter he glances towards the light glimmering from the surface – clearly he is too obvious with his thoughts.
But another mood overtakes him then and he thrums with frustration. This is why he does not like when people label his brethren as ‘bad’ or ‘good’. What use is a label on a spirit that defies it? Is he himself not also an example of a spirit whose work can be presented as ‘evil’, and yet is not himself evil?
Drumming his fingers on the box (in a gesture he learned from his Elves), he closes the hair clasp back inside and takes one last look towards his cousin. He promised not to speak to him, but he does owe him some form of gratitude for the generous gift…
A small piece of driftwood floats towards the pier a short time later. As it gets closer, it gets clearer – it has been carved carefully to take the shape of a wolf, with intricate attention to detail. The work is too precise to have been done by a Child.
“Ah. How lovely…” the great maia purrs in appreciation. He studies the carven wolf with a distant expression, running a thumb over the detailed ridge of its back.
“Do you want me to sing you another song, Cousin?”
Aw hell yes FIEAH
also there is a tiny dragon on yer wall that pleases me
“What Shall the Living”
My stars will light the way to see, but who will watch the living be?
Their deeds below my eyes perceive, but what shall all they living breathe?
What’s green I’ll grow to give them air, but what to drink for all that’s there?
I will water and wash the land, but upon what shelf will all they stand?
I’ll forge the earth beneath their feet, but pray, what will the living eat?
The beasts for hunting I shall give, but on which fare shall beasts then live?
On blooming leaves they’ll be refreshed, but how then will the living rest?
My dreams shall shepherd them to sleep, but where and who shall their souls keep?
By name I’ll call them when they go, but how will the remaining know?
I’ll send them grief and pity’s weal, but how then shall the living heal?
Their forms to vigor I’ll return, but once that’s done, how shall they learn?
With memories woven and kept alive, but is thought alone how they shall thrive?
Nay I’ll lend them love and hope’s delight! But by what fire will their souls ignite?
Mine is the fire that breeds change and desire; but what of we who made the world entire?
That, beloved, only Eru knows, and will keep until the world’s close.
Possibly the
worst set of interconnected headcanons ever:Feanor
watching Maedhros’ torture in Angband from Mandos and being unable to do
anything about it.Curufin watching the torture of his own son from the Halls of Mandos centuries later.
Feanor
restraining and trying to comfort a hysterical Curufin threatening to break
Mandos apart in his desperation and grief, because he’s been through exactly
the same thing and that’s the only comfort he can offer, telling his son he knows
how it feels.Maedhros watching Feanor trying to comfort
Curufin when this happens.
See also: Miriel watching that whole list from the beginning
Oooh myyy, now there’s a maia… Honey why don’t you ditch that old ball-and-chain and come over the fun side of the force.

Of course you’re in a bubble bath. Why wouldn’t you be in a bubble bath…
DID SOMEONE SAY SILMSELFIES? CAN I PLAY TOOOOO?
POPSTERS YOU ARE NATURALLY IN CHARACTER ALL THE TIME XD ❤
and Sauron approves very much of The Darth on your shirt >w>`

||For Wesley’s #SilmSelfiePrompt, have the mun
freezing zir hand offcontemplating some ice?
Bless you for finding ice in your inhospitable and baking country
What yon pale and shimmering visage appears upon my dash– a fey immortal being? Ah! ‘Tis Langon-mun in their fair splendor, making the Feanorians jealous again.

I would not use the Vasa as inspiration for your fleet, oh mighty Sauron. It sunk because it was so overloaded with ornaments that it ended up tilting sideways and sunk just a few miles away from the coast…
Ah, but it was not inspiration for my fleet! T’was a rumination on things long sunken and unburied.
Though as you know, I defer to your judgement when it comes to ships. The sea is not and never was my particular forte.
Sunken Warship Vasa- Stockholm, Sweden: November 2015. 17th Flagship on the Swedish Fleet, Sunk in 1628 during the maiden voyage. Recovered in 1961 and preserved.
Invented allies of Mordor: Azruarî Aglairil of Umbar
She is known as the Princess of the Harbor, a leader of a company of corsairs, one of the most influent dignitaries among the Umbardrim, and a descendant of Black Numenoreans.
Her strong will and her cunning mind are her weapons. She is also a cold-blooded woman, a good ruler and a better strategist, even though sometimes she may lose control over herself when she is enraged.
Her loyalty to Mordor is apparently stong, but she was born near the sea, and maybe because of it, she often changes her mind by virtue of the tides.
“Hmm… I must agree with you there, mighty Sauron. Maybe if we just file them down a little? I will keep them in mind next time. For now…I still say you would make a very dashing Umbarian. You could almost blend in with the crowd.” The pirate nodded, satisfied with the result. Maybe he should consider dressing up the Orcs as well. They had no style or taste so it might be a risk. “In any case you look even more dashing and commanding in this garb, my lord.”
I’m happy you think so, Ji. Now… if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go stare into my palantir until I forget it’s the Second Age.
*takes one last disparaging look at the new wallpaper and decides Murazor can sort it out*
