masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

@masteroftheseas THE SASS I AM GETTING OFF YOUR BLOG, SIR

#WHAT IS THIS WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU#WHAT DID I#AN INNOCENT MAN

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED, HERE IS A BRIEF LIST THAT IS NOT AT ALL COMPREHENSIVE TO PROVE YOU ARE NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR TO INNOCENT:

• personally been responsible for the death of many Elves I considered mine
• ruined rings forever
• aided the shadow in destroying parts of this world
• lied lie every time you speak
• assaulted me in a most inappropriate manner in my own home
• did I mention the lies and manipulations?

Oooh, surely I’m not that bad! We’ve had some fun times together, haven’t we fishy? 

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