curufinwefeanaro:

@ofquinx

[21:51:41] uriecookie ( ง ͡°╭ ͟ʖ╮͡° ) ง: feanor playing mario kart. discuss

|| It’s a fight to the death. Go big or go home. Also do not sit next to him on the couch because he is going to make you fear for the life of your fictional car with his glare. 

The game is actually pretty straightforward, as far as aims and dynamics go, so he’d probably scoff at it, at first. But then he watches people play and since he is the major perfectionist that he is and surely thinks that player X could have won if only they had done that certain thing… he will eventually end up playing too. The character doesn’t matter, he’ll choose depending on the characteristics of the car and probably will try more than one to see which one he likes best. But once he’s found his favourite he will fight anyone who tries to take it in his stead.

He is not a good loser. He’ll get angry, like legit blowing air through his nose, and will concentrate more and force everyone to play again. He’ll be so into it by the end of the day that he might organise a tourney. How to (not) fix family issues through Mario Kart. If he’s playing against Nerdanel he’ll be prone to laugh at what is going on in the hellish thing rather than get angry about it. He’ll probably try to hack the game one day or the other, just because it’s fun and because he can.

He is the kind of person who sits on the border of the couch and leans forward frowning as if the race is gonna determine whom daddy really loves the most.

this is the most important headcanon

// shit yes i have another potential speaking-voice inspiration for Sauron (because you can never have too many voice claims right?) not that i’m ever abandoning Jamieson Price ever, ever, but goddamn Dave Fennoy’s voice in Dreamfall Chapters is fucking. me. up. And Likho is already like halfway to being the same character design it’s kind of freaking me out. DON’T LET IT STOP HNNNGGGHHH JUST KEEP TALKING AND SHARPENING A KNIFE THREATENINGLY FOREVER YES YESSS YESSSSSSSSSS

masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

@masteroftheseas THE SASS I AM GETTING OFF YOUR BLOG, SIR

#WHAT IS THIS WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU#WHAT DID I#AN INNOCENT MAN

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED, HERE IS A BRIEF LIST THAT IS NOT AT ALL COMPREHENSIVE TO PROVE YOU ARE NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR TO INNOCENT:

  • personally been responsible for the death of many Elves I considered mine
  • ruined rings forever
  • aided the shadow in destroying parts of this world
  • lied lie every time you speak
  • assaulted me in a most inappropriate manner in my own home
  • did I mention the lies and manipulations?

Oooh, surely I’m not that bad! We’ve had some fun times together, haven’t we fishy? 

would you rather watch a bucket of bright pink paint fall on sauron’s head or wake up in a room full of puppies?

sharpglance:

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“… puppies.”

Watching pink paint fall on Sauron’s head would imply being in his presence, and possibly bearing the brunt of wrath. And as long as they weren’t Sauron’s wolf broods…

A wise choice, apprentice.

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