– live in irresponsible timezones
– use incorrect measurements systems
– too far to hug
Month: January 2016
Your muse sees mine begin to tip backwards. Send your muse’s reaction.

“What a good thing I happened to be in a ten-mile radius of this near-tragedy! If my string quartet and I hadn’t stopped along the way to the ball to pick these dozen roses, you might have injured yourself!”
*SLAM DUNKS COMIC UPDATE INTO THE PATREON*
*swandives into a swimming pool of hot chocolate and rum*
Círdan the Shipwright
go back to your books, and your armchair.. plant your trees, watch them grow..
@masteroftheseas –RivkaZ 2016
A quick clean-up of the Offended-Osse-Face, now with 100% less inconsiderate Dark Lord smooching.

imustnotfearfearisthemindkiller:
Medieval church door in Gloucestershire believed to be the inspiration for J.R.R. Tolkien’s entrance to Moria
|| okay but do you wanna laugh before I go to sleep, remember your Quenya url for Ñolvo, arannoithil right, you see that “ithil” right there, meaning moon, and you see that “th” in the middle? WELL ÑOLVO WOULD SAY ISIL, NOT ITHIL, AND I KNEW THAT BUT I SAID ITHIL ANYWAY, AND YOU CAN’T TAKE THE ISIL VERSION BECAUSE I SAVED IT YOU’RE STUCK WITH THE SHIBBOLETH VERSION AHHAHAHAJSKDJFDSDS it’s 5am I’m sorry #imsofunny
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I WISH I COULD SAY THIS BETRAYAL CAME AS A SURPRISE
wait how old is Salgant
would Salgant have been there at the crossing of the Helcaraxe asking for a friend
Ages of Arda Anthology is now open for Public Applications!
From the mods who brought you Amrâlimê Anthology, we welcome you to our new project: Ages of Arda Anthology. This art book will be composed of artwork with different interpretations of the world and inhabitants of Middle Earth throughout the ages of The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings.
Since we have a limited number of new artists we can accept into the project all artists will go through a judging process. We are mostly looking for artists who would like to submit art of The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings since most of artists we already have on the project have signed up for The Silmarillion.
If you would still like to sign up for a Silmarillion submission we ask that you please do not sign up for Sauron, Melkor, or Fingolfin VS Melkor submissions since we already have too many of those particularly.
You can read more about the project on here and find the sign up form on our rules page if you’re interested in applying!
Please read the rules page thoroughly before applying.
The due date for public sign ups is January 16, 2016 @ Midnight EST!
All due dates for the project can be viewed on our due dates page.Thank you and good luck!
Okay guys, we’re having a problem with google forms, so please, in case you guys sign up and choose the real name option, Please leave a link to your portfolio / tumblr / deviantart / wherever you post your art on the description! we must see your work to be able to consider you possibly as part of the project!
Also don’t forget that if you chose the real name only option your URL will not be featured in the book’s credits, only your name will!
Hey everyone!
Sign ups close in a few days on January 16th at midnight EST!
Submit an application before then if you want a chance to join the project!
That’s also an interesting possibility! I’m self-conscious enough about my writing that I feel strange about offering up drabbles in exchange for payment, but it would be a good alternative to offering art prizes! :O
@misbehavingmaiar oh my goodness wes you tiny nerd, your sauron/salgant/maeglin fic is one of my favorite things how dare you
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ㅂ⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Seconding! That fourth age fic you showed me was the best and most hopeful one I’ve ever seen!
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ロ⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That’s also an interesting possibility! I’m self-conscious enough about my writing that I feel strange about offering up drabbles in exchange for payment, but it would be a good alternative to offering art prizes! :O
@misbehavingmaiar oh my goodness wes you tiny nerd, your sauron/salgant/maeglin fic is one of my favorite things how dare you
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ㅂ⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
