Month: January 2016
Embarrassing Tolkien Typos
Slimarillion– a Noldo’s guide to trimming down after the holidays
Maehrdos– we just don’t know
Angbang– OKAY NO I ACTUALLY MEANT THE FORTRESS THIS TIME
Slimearil– can’t hold on to them for nothin’
Ole– the fiesta elf
Meagli– son of Ole, adopted by jungle creatures
Magline– same character, this time living in paris with twelve little girls in two straight lines
Fignolfin– a type of depressing cookie found exclusively in your parents’ kitchen because they’re “healthy”
Aluë– know to the dwarves as “fucking hell I have to type that umlaut again”
Meklor– a durable, non-stick surface
And the winner is “A type of depressing cookie”! I can even imagine exactly what they’d look and taste like…
Embarrassing Tolkien Typos
Slimarillion– a Noldo’s guide to trimming down after the holidays
Maehrdos– we just don’t know
Angbang– OKAY NO I ACTUALLY MEANT THE FORTRESS THIS TIME
Slimearil– can’t hold on to them for nothin’
Ole– the fiesta elf
Meagli– son of Ole, adopted by jungle creatures
Magline– same character, this time living in paris with twelve little girls in two straight lines
Fignolfin– a type of depressing cookie found exclusively in your parents’ kitchen because they’re “healthy”
Aluë– know to the dwarves as “fucking hell I have to type that umlaut again”
Meklor– a durable, non-stick surface
Your art would probably taste like a good brie? It looks pretty but it’s also got a really squishy texture? And then you start eating it and it’s like. send help. i may be addicted.
OH MAN THO *O* I love brie so much I am a brie addict THIS PLEASES THE JURY
I feel like your art would be one of those candies that changes flavors. Like gushers!!! No your art tastes like those gushers that were like a watermelon outside and a lime juice filling. The ones where you stuffed like ten in your mouth at once and looked like a chipmunk with puffy cheeks and it was a glorious explosion of one flavor, then you bit in and FWOOOO new flavor new magic.
WELL AS LONG AS THEY’RE NOT OFF-BRAND GUSHERS LOLOOLOl wow
what i always *think* pomegranites should taste like. fresh california oranges and yellow peaches that are perfectly ripe, the kind that just burst and juice goes down your chin. the texture of mousse and marshmallow but the taste of bright juicy sunshine-ripe fruit, warm from the tree not cold from the store. your art tastes like california summer, like *home*.
THAT SOUNDS *O* DELICIOUS???
I feel like it would be off-brand candy. Like, it’s still good and it’s colored brightly and all but there’s something….off. Not like name brand. Like “Mother Megan’s Peanut Chocolate Cups” from Dollar Tree instead of Reese’s cups. Or a piece of candy Melkor would give you to lure you into Angband. :P
WOW MAN X’D
Cheese and pepperoni…. For some reason…. Perhaps some kind of spicy, meaty, creamy stew with rice (what your art tastes like)
I WILL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS MANY PIZZA FLAVORS RIGHT OFF THE BAT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING PEPPERONIS WAS NOT IT
Itd probably taste like if you stuck a coal and a slice of pizza into your mouth at the same time
OMFGlkj;kj;lj; X’D i’m dead
tell me what you think my art would taste like
the new obscure askbox meme, courtesy of a commissioner of @casentine‘s
ELWING DEFENSE SQUAD 2016
Right after the killing of the trees Feanor came to Tirion and persuaded the Noldor to follow him to fight against Morgoth. But his brother Fingolfin talked against him, and fighting almost broke out. Their brother Fpnarfin tried to calm them.
Flammifer. 2016, Digital.
“But on him mighty doom was laid,
till Moon should fade, an orbéd star
to pass, and tarry never more
on Hither Shores where Mortals are;
for ever still a herald on
an errand that should never rest
to bear his shining lamp afar,
the Flammifer of Westernesse.“Amongst all the characters in the Middle-Earth canon, Eärendil has always been my favorite.
I will get around to acknowledging the new year as soon as I have the energy to do so, but for now I’ll just say thank you, good luck, keep at it, I love ya, and happy new year! ❤
~Wesley, Dark Lords, et al.
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