tagged by @perplexingly
relationship status: I’ve been dating this nerd for 10 years. we live together in an open relationship and mutual chaos. Theoretically we’re poly but doubt that anyone else could withstand our constant barrage of memes. + Look at this goddamn furry.
favourite colours: “Bright, over-saturated jewel tones” he said, to the surprise of no one.
pets: none. it is destroying me. every day i wake up and there are no pets demanding my affection a little bit more of my soul leaves my body. please take pity on me and send me an animal companion or else let me die.
wake up time: this is a loaded question. it implies i wake up. (Generally around 1pm if i have no obligations, and haven’t had a particularly late night)
cats or dogs: i love both, but fundamentally i am a cat person who was raised by cats and desperately needs a cat to live please send me your cats
coke or pepsi: i drink only retro single-root beers out of glass bottles
text or call: TEXT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TEXT. PHONES SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I SOUND LIKE A NASAL THIRD GRADER.
last song i listened to: Hiszékeny by Venetian Snares and Mordred’s Lullaby by Heather Dale
tagging (for those inclined): @redsixwing @kyraneko @masteroftheseas @ji-indur @crocordile @heraldofmelkor @doegred-main @curufinwefeanaro 
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