helimir:

ameliarating:

Be he cab or truck, be he owned or rental

Family sedan or bright sports car, 

Driver or passenger or pedestrian,

Transport yet unfound upon Earth

Neither law, nor cop, nor traffic regulation,

Mileage nor signs, not price of gas itself 

Shall defend him from Fëanáro, and Fëanáro’s car

“Fëanor and his following were in the van, but the greater host came behind under Fingolfin…” 

– “Of the Flight of the Noldor” The Silmarillion, J.R.R Tolkien

im not even surprised that’s an oregon license plate.

wasn’t the dude who got high af and attacked a volkswagen thinking it was morgoth also from oregon? i rest my case

My lords, I am currently trying to portray the obvious trust between the two of you in a dance(because you both are very interesting and I could find the music and the muse for it) anyway would you have any advice on how to advance with this?

We are honored by this immensely! However, we are neither of us dancers… I hear @twilightblossom is an adept, as well as is @belenwen. Perhaps you might ask them for advice? 
We wish you luck, and bend our thoughts to you in support. 

http://harnatano.tumblr.com/post/141504877654/i-posted-something-a-few-weeks-ago-about-sauron   (tumblr is clowning around and when I reblog this, the original post disappears. I am wroth)

Myths Transformed has some of the clearest snippets of Melkor and Sauron’s motivations and personalities, and this is a great break-down for those interested! 

I spend a lot of time thinking about one the points mentioned here, i.e. why a maia whose core motivations are centered around order and control would ally himself to a vala who is bent on “nihilism” (or in my personal interpretation, chaos / anarchy).  Like many, I have my own ways of interpreting the constellation of info-dots left to us by Tolkien, but this offers a very reasonable explanation. As I said– very good break down over all. 🙂 

-looks at him pointedly, lips pursed before rising one eyebrow slightly. Grabs lube and one surgical glove. Puts glove on- Pass me the Silmaril and bend over. //un-safe safe… whatever this is?//

doegred-main:

misbehavingmaiar:

misbehavingmaiar:

 I ……… *blinks* 

Well, this took a turn. 

WHATEVER IT IS YOU TWO ARE DOING I FORBID YOU FROM DOING IT

-looks at him icily and bites elegantly the sleeve of the glove to make it fit better.-
Ok. 
You are next.
THAURON! Take another condom. 

Sauron: *takes another condo–*

Melkor: YOU. PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT THIS SECOND YOUNG MAN.
Melkor: mAEDHROS, I WILL FLY TO AMAN AND BREAK YOUR FATHER OUT OF MANDOS MYSELF -JUST- SO HE CAN SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO WITH HIS LIFE’S WORK, SO HELP ME

Sauron: ….*puts prophylactic back slowly*

-looks at him pointedly, lips pursed before rising one eyebrow slightly. Grabs lube and one surgical glove. Puts glove on- Pass me the Silmaril and bend over. //un-safe safe… whatever this is?//

misbehavingmaiar:

 I ……… *blinks* 

Well, this took a turn. 

WHATEVER IT IS YOU TWO ARE DOING I FORBID YOU FROM DOING IT

-looks at him pointedly, lips pursed before rising one eyebrow slightly. Grabs lube and one surgical glove. Puts glove on- Pass me the Silmaril and bend over. //un-safe safe… whatever this is?//

 I ……… *blinks* 

Well, this took a turn. 

Hiatus

doegred:

//From tomorrow I will be hosting some other Finwëans in my home and then roaming around with them, until the 1st of April will likely not be here, but wreaking havoc around good ole’Italy! XD
I still have memes to answer to and I promise I will strive to do so!
Thisisnotanunbreakableoath!

Have fun and do not do weird things with the Silmarilli in my absence!

that sounds like a challenge

Send my muse kisses you want to give them!

sidestuiff:

  • ✚ for a kiss on a wound.
  • ♕ for a kiss of swearing fealty.
  • ✿ for a sweet kiss on the cheek.
  • ♠ for a kiss that leaves a mark on the skin.
  • ♆ for a kiss where there is a pulse.
  • ϡ for a kiss that lets you know I love you.
  • ღ for a kiss filled with passion and need.
  • † for a kiss to say good bye forever.
  • ✄ for hateful kiss – gonna make you feel the scorn okay?!
  • ☂ for a kiss in the rain.

Dear Sauron, I’m asking you this question because I fear your master would smite me for it. Do you and Melkor ever sleep? I assume Ainur don’t need to. But did that change for Melkor once he was trapped in a single form?

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You are correct, on both counts. 

Ainur do not need sleep, yet neither are we barred from it. The Eruhini require it to maintain energy and sanity. For us, it is merely a pleasant reprieve from the flow of time, a chance to lose ourselves in memory, dwell in Irmo’s realm to gain inspiration, clarity. (As I understand it, Irmo has never banned my Master from his realm– not even Manwë can command Irmo to close the dreaming.)

For Melkor it is different. His wounds are great. They do not heal, and they wear on him and his remaining energy. He must sleep; it is the last and only method of rejuvenation left to him. 

 I do not know what my Master dreams of, only that he sometimes glows golden as he did in the Beginning… it fades when he wakes. I have not told him this. It would… I do not think any good would come of it. 

You may have heard that the Dark Lord never removes the iron crown, nor rests
his eyes. For obvious reasons, we prefer it this way– it is a most beneficial rumor. But nay; the crown rests beside him while he sleeps, in a chamber with no doors or windows, far within the heart of Thangorodrim. Only he has the secret of its entry.
The room is black, draped in silk and lined with the hides of giant beasts from the days before the sun and moon. It is more a nest than a bed chamber. 

I have been there, when he allows me to stay with him. He is oft restless, and though exhausted, cannot find silence in his own mind. I do my best to comfort him. 

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