masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

misbehavingmaiar:

Alright, which Feanorians want to pose for my new statue?

To clarify, you will be naked on a burning swanship, posing triumphantly atop a pile of Teleri corpses. 

#there is a non-trivial chance of incurring the wrath of Ossë.#but the pay’s good

THEY BETTER SPEND THAT PAY SWIFTLY BECAUSE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THEIR SESSION IN YOUR FORGE, I WILL CREATE MY OWN LIVING MASTERPIECE WHERE I POSE TRIUMPHANTLY ON THEIR CORPSE.

Darling, I said -Feanorians-. They’re all in Mandos already. Your splish-splashing can hardly threaten them now. 

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