June 2016 – Page 2 – MisbehavingMaiar: Tumblr Archive

gonedolin:

gonedolin:

Guess what today is 😀

P.S. it’s the Fall of Gondolin

Or it’s the 24th, depending on when Midsummer actually

Happy Anniversary :)))))

motherofbees:

So, I was looking over all the submissions we’ve got so far for Ages of Arda and its made me teary eyed for the past 10 minutes.

I’m really proud of you guys. Like seriously this book is going to be so fuckin beautiful. I can’t wait for the other submissions to be submitted this week.

Keep up the good work everyone ❤

ji-indur:

whosamawhatsit:

Commission for ji-indur!

//LOOK AT MAH BBY! Thank you for your fabulous art. I love every single piece of it. -pets your face gently- ❤

SDF:”LJDSFJSLKFJ :LK J:LKJ OIH OH MAH GAHD HE’S BEUTIFAAHL

Source: whosamawhatsit

ankie:

George Adam Scheid (JM Auchentaller design) circa 1900

Image Gallery Punkt12

Source: ankie

heartsnbruises:

bagged-a-bazooka:

coolartefact:

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

What stat requirements do you need to use it

TWO-PART MEMES ASIDE, THIS IS A FUCKIN’ SAWFISH ROSTRUM

DUDE YANKED THE NOSE OFF A SAWFISH, PUT A HANDLE ON IT, AND USED IT TO GO FUCK SHIT UP.

BADASS.

poolgwen:

look at how a single candle
can both defy and define
the d a r k n e s s

Source: celebrlan

Do not laugh! But once upon a time (my crest has long since fallen) I had a mind to make a body of more or less connected legend, ranging from the large and cosmogonic to the level of romantic fairy-story… The cycles should be linked to a majestic whole, and yet leave scope for other minds and hands, wielding paint and music and drama. Absurd.

J.R.R. Tolkien

“Did I hear the word ‘wish’…?”

masteroftheseas:

((To everyone who was around for magic swan’s last run, welcome to phase four. For those new to this madness, some general information:

You interact with Ossë’s magic, wish-granting swan through asks/submissions. Think of this as a m!a granting event with added insanity. There’s only about a 20% chance of your wish actually coming true as you intended. There’s also a 20% chance of you getting someone else’s wish intended wish. There’s a 60% chance of the opposite of your wish/a strange version of your wish being made real. For examples and past hilarity, check out the tag.

All effects of the magic swan last 24 hours by default, but like any good m!a, if you’re enjoying it you have the right to prolong the effects for the sake of good RP. You may make multiple wishes for the magic swan, but beware the higher risk of things blowing up in your face. While one wish is active on you, try to wait that one out before making a new wish.))

langoaurelian:

ASSYRIAN BRONZE

mauvearts:

Nerdanel in renaissance inspired attire

~~i really just wanted to draw that hairstyle …~~

Source: mauvearts

doegred-main replied to your post “masteroftheseas
replied to your post “(ಠ_ಠ)”“Is there not a single…”

Once he tried to imitate the dance of a bird of paradise to infiltrate Manwë’s ranks. Tevildo happened to be in the same room. That was almost worth 10 years in Angband.

COMPLETE FABRICATION AND SLANDER AND YOU WERE NOT THERE YOU LYING FISHWIFE WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE THING THAT DID NOT HAPPEN!!!

sneaks and a smooches because we love you but we are shy

…Gwuhgrldgafgh!?

masteroftheseas
replied to your post “(ಠ_ಠ)”

“Is there not a single story of you actually failing at seduction??”

Not that you’ll hear from me.

(ಠ_ಠ)

I attempted to woo a young woman in Numenor by singing to her from across a balcony, hoping to entice her with love songs. After perhaps two hours of my increasingly desperate musical pandering went totally and profoundly ignored, I gave up, my pride in tatters.

As I learned some time later in court, the lovely lady was deaf, and had no idea I had been serenading her all evening. Meanwhile, the surrounding palace assumed I was giving some sort of private concert.

(ಠ_ಠ)

Once, in the dark of the world, I caught one of the First Born under my claws. Before I could devour them, they asked to see a demonstration of my power. I destroyed a mountain. They were impressed, and asked to see me transform. I became a tower of flame and ice. They were impressed. They told me I was magnificent– which is very true– but said that since I was so grand, I could never hope to fit into a shape as delicate or intricate as the smallest of creatures.
Of course, I had to prove them wrong, so I transformed myself into a lovely golden scarab beetle– which they grabbed and threw into a flooding river.
By the time I returned to my natural shape I was a mile downstream. The First Born escaped into the woods, and I never saw them again.