
Glorfindel,I painted on request
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / the mun has read some HOT fanfic of this / the muse:

They have their own name for me, in their own tongue: “Ur-mât”.
It means both father and mother, a term of affection and respect. I would not have them call me anything else, unless it were my name.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
Elves may have precious little need of sleep, but I have no need of it. When we found ourselves working late, engrossed as we were in our plans, he would often keep pace with me until sunrise… then I’d turn around and find him sleeping with filigree knife still in hand, face pressed into the table and his furnace cold.
Hah… dear, foolish boy. I ofttimes had to walk him back to his chambers as if he were a drunken student. He had tremendous stamina for his craft– but like any genius he often forgot his own health in the pursuit of it.
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART /
*kicks down fourth wall* WHY IS EVERYONE CONVINCED THAT I AM CARRYING OUT NUMEROUS AFFAIRS WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS???
…You know I’d never cheat on the One Ring like that!
That’s it, I’m getting the Spray Bottle Of Discipline…
ship: ew / nonono / yesyesyesyes/ maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ Almost as painful as Silverfisting, but more foeyay and fewer heartbreaking betrayals! ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ

“I eagerly await you finishing that sentence…”
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First of all, how dare you
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ I CAN SEE MUSIC AND HEAR MATH / EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL / I HAVEN’T BLINKED IN 30 DAYS

LOLOL WHAT ‘NICE’ SHIPS, IT’S FEANOR X’D
HMMMM which to choose? >w> I pick: Fractious Fraternal Fingolfin Foeyay!
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ lol kinksame
And for the Forgesexual Family Sandwich I will always pick Melkor as the sandwich meat because I am a filthy multishipper who wants my muse to suffer at the hands of Arda’s hottest power couple.
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / other otp / MY HEART / *SWEATING INTENSIFIES*
Sauron x eutectic systems
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART
The hottest ship of them all; so hot it causes both parties’ lattice structures to melt as a whole into a liquid mixture. I love this ship because of its perfect balance of molecular elements. Those non-eutectic ships just don’t have the same chemistry!

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ I’ve always gotten along with myself in the past…

“It’s a universal truth that Melkors are delightful and good looking. Fact.”
*Fights them off with a broom* THOSE!! ARE!! MEGATHERIUM!! LEATHER!!
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE LEFT ONE???

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ anyway here’s Wonderwall

“Ah! Finally a musical instrument that doubles as a melee weapon! Truly, there’s nothing like Khazad craftsmanship.”