
TOUCH ME WITH THAT FILTH, AND I WILL MAKE SHOES OF YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES

TOUCH ME WITH THAT FILTH, AND I WILL MAKE SHOES OF YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES

I am not responsible for the poor aesthetic choices of my brethren.
If he wishes to slip about like a scaleless eel, so be it. It is no business of mine if the Eruhini mistake him for a fledgling girl, with the smooth hands of a milkmaid.
OH MY GOD
NO
I updated my Sketchup program and my constant friend and companion, overseer of all I do, shepherd of the polygons, DEFAULT-HUMAN STAN LEE
HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS FOOL

GET OUT OF HERE, SIMON. I don’t want you in my to-scale models of Valinor and Armenelos! You don’t have the same pathos. You’re a disgrace, Simon.
Maedhros: “Master of the House”? What a piece of shit! Murderer and burglar and a giant git.
Maeglin: Cunning little schemes…
Hurin: Nailed me to a chair!
Sauron: Thinks he’s quite a lover but there’s not much there!
a silly bath-sharing comic I drew during a stream! I think it was @paranoidfridge and @airbornonawind who prompted something water-themed for this! and of course, I went with the most trope-y plot I could think of lol
it has a lil bit of nudity, but I guess everyone can handle a tiny ween and some nipples, right? 😛
happy valentine’s day, all! ♥ u3u
What are we christening this ship, just so I know before I break this champagne bottle and everything?
The HMS Saurkor?
Maigoth?
Dark Enemy of the Loins?
…Angbang?
Help me out here.
WOAH THERE, THE FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS BLOG CAME AND WENT WHILE I WASN’T LOOKING! 8′D
Please enjoy this vintage shitpost that became a ship-name origin story.
MisbehavingMaiar & #Angbang:
Founded February 2nd, Year Of Our Lord 2013
RiP my entire life ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ
Kiem Sword
- Dated: 19th century
- Culture: Vietnamese
- Medium: steel, ivory/bone, silver, silk, leather
The more common form of Vietnamese sword is the curved variety based on the Dao of China, known to collectors as a ‘guom’, but this rarer straight form is generally known as a ‘kiem’, related to the Jian straight sword of China.
Contextless Headcanon: Sauron/Annatar takes great umbrage to the use of bezoar stones by human nobility. It offends him that so much fine lapidary work goes towards the display and housing of useless medical detritus prized by the wealthy and superstitious.
#usually he’s pretty tolerant of human faith and superstition but seriously bezoars are just so gross #he’ll give a pass to ambergris because it has actual uses #but he draws the line at concreted intestinal matter being used like a teabag
If you’re new to this blog, I definitely recommend checking out my tags for a more definitive answer. 🙂 I’ve had this blog a long time and the way I play Sauron (he prefers “Sauron” over “Mairon” for reasons that you can find in the headcanons tag and the character bio) has developed over time, but for the most part I can say he is painfully lawful evil.
-He- doesn’t think he’s evil; he is confident that his actions are justified and fit well within his own criteria of acceptable conduct. He is aware that terrible things happen during war, and he is also aware that he is responsible for many of those terrible things, but for the most part he considers those to be in service of a greater goal (with a few personal indulgences here and there because sometimes shit gets real and vengeance is tasty. Also he’s a sadist and he likes to treat himself.)
Sauron thinks of himself as reasonable, accommodating, and pragmatic. The ends always justify the means, though he does have regrets about avoidable mayhem and deaths. He has a fully functioning sense of empathy and compassion, it’s just that he doesn’t let those things stop him from achieving his, and his Master’s, goals.
He is terribly manipulative, and will stack odds in his favor whenever possible, but he always uses the veneer of truth, the letter of the law, to mask his deceit.
Again, he doesn’t consider himself evil. He doesn’t make grand displays of villainous pomp unless it will gain him something. He doesn’t use force when force is not necessary, he isn’t cruel when it is in his interests to be kind, and he is loathe to waste resources on senseless acts of brutality. (Mind you, this attitude changes by the time he’s a bitter old shadow lurking in Barad-dur in the Third Age). He has seen what stubbornness and pride get you, and he prefers to be flexible– something Melkor had a hand in teaching him.
It’s important to note that his own perception of himself changes considerably once Melkor is imprisoned in the Void. He loses a great deal of his confidence without a definite cause to rally behind. He begins to see himself more as a force of vengeance, with the goal of carrying out Melkor’s wishes in his absence and punish those he views as responsible for his downfall.
And yes, he’s a bit cuddly sometimes. XD
My Sauron is very much a hedonist, and enjoying the pleasures of the material world is something he considers in line with Melkor’s values and his own. He likes bodies, and what bodies can do with other bodies– an attitude that is regarded as distasteful and dangerous by the Valar and most Ainur. Indulging the flesh is an act of rebellion and part of Melkor’s grand vision of freedom. Plus, it’s just dang fun! And he’s got a lot of time on his hands as an immortal. He enjoys pleasing others; he’s still sort of essentially built for service, even if he’s a rebel.
He can be quite romantic and has formed many close bonds over the centuries, some mortal, some immortal, some lasting, some fleeting, some that end in bloodshed and betrayal, some that he will treasure forever– but none that overshadow his abiding love of Melkor and his desire to free him from the Void.
And he will never, never, ever let anyone shave off his body hair. Ever.
Now this you may certainly do!

A soothing means of passing the time for both of us. ❤ I hope it brings you the peace of mind you seek.

WHAT is your FASCINATION with ROBBING ME of my RIGHTFUL, AULENDUR PRIDE???
WHY is EVERYONE on this VALAFORSAKEN EARTH OBSESSED WITH DENUDING MY CHEST???
Would you shave the line of Durin?? Would you wax a hobbit’s feet???? THIS IS UNNATURAL AND DESPICABLE.
Take your collective fetish for hairlessness and throw it into a boiling fissure in the earth! FIE on you all!
@admirable-mairon : #ITried. Happy valentines’ senpai! I’ve wanted to try this one out for SO LONG and despite all my searching *Seriously it’s difficult to find the exact pose I wanted* I had to do this without a reference XD I hope you like it still ❤
OOH! PORN! 😀 The gift that keeps on giving! ( ˘ ³˘)❤
–NSFW under the cut–
@admirable-mairon submitted a ~very~ steamy fantasy utilizing ~all~ the parts of the Dark Lords, so I have spliced them together in this reblog. Because reading porn and drawing porn should be taken together. As god intended.

Skinning you would be fun.
I’m flattered!
And it’s good for so much more than just scooping up cakes!

It’s especially suited to thorough, dexterous, constrictive, one might even say invasive, consumption of phallic icecreams popsicles.

And I can lick my elbow, which is neat.
