“O thou most regal and powerful of birds. If I could have your attention just for a moment? Long have I lived in envy of your feathered kindred, lords of the wind and of all they see upon it. Alas, I was doomed to dirtier, darker things. But, if I may, I would ask you a favour. Just for one day, I wish no longer to be Master of Doom. Instead, I would be Master … of Geese.”

masteroftheseas:

This featherless one at least talked pretty. It listened, or at least, it didn’t honk over his words, and watched as he praised it. And while it didn’t appear to do anything at the end of his speech, there was a strange noise coming in from afar. Not a loud sound, but a growing one. A shadow appeared over the land. 

Down flew a dozen geese, several dozen more circling overhead.

I’m pretty sure you just traded one doom for another, but at least this one is less likely to cause murder, mayhem, or marital issues. Probably. For the next day, Turin has geese just everywhere. They walk with and around him. They land on him. They crap on everything he owns. Behold your new master, Middle Earth. Behold Turin, Master of Geese.

Can I have an explanation on Thû and the magic swan

Promo and explanation! 🙂 

Tl;DR version: Ossë’s Magic Swan is a reoccurring Magic!Anon event on @masteroftheseas ’s blog.
You make wishes on the swan and the swan delivers on that wish, with 20% chance of anything even remotely resembling your wish coming true. 

In this case, @lindethiel made a wish that affected Sauron, and now shenanigans are afoot. 

curufinwefeanaro:

MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY. EXCEPT NOT. BECAUSE I BURNT IT DOWN.

independent roleplay blog for Fëanor of The Silmarillion/Tolkien’s Legendarium. if Peter Jackson fooled you into thinking that elves are this “pure” and “perfect” race who can do no wrong, have everything handed on a silver plate, and spend their days eating salad, well think again my guys because boy have I got news for you. anyway I love these new self promo, they’re so lazy, which is exactly what I need. || so like the post for me to check out your blog or reblog it, blablabla, come on guys, it’s a promo, you know the drill, do me a solid

M!A EnThûsiasm

Lindethiel:
SHE DIDN’T *MEAN* TO FIND THE RING
IT WAS REALLY JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING
SHE DOESN’T SPEAK SWAN WELL.

misbehavingmaiar:
THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY

Lindethiel:
….. Actually she’s not sure WHAT she meant to happen in hindsight.
She was just being sassy, Thû, this was a terrible mistake.

misbehavingmaiar:
Lin
Lin
You know what I’m going to say now.

There are no mistakes

only Happy Accidents
(✿◠‿◠)

Lindethiel:
I FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
THIS IS LIKE THE PEE-YOUR-PANTS TYPE OF ACCIDENT.
I DON’T WANT IT BECAUSE BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
BUT I DON’T WANT TO THROW IT AWAY BECAUSE WORSE THINGS MIGHT HAPPEN.

misbehavingmaiar:
(◕‿◕✿) There is nothing to be ashamed of, Lin.
Pobody’s nerfect!

Lindethiel:
THU PLEASE.
FOCUS FOR A MOMENT.
wait no don’T FOCUS
STAY NOT-FOCUSED.

misbehavingmaiar:
(◉ω◉)

Lindethiel:
good boy. good dark lord.
here, uh, play with this loose string.

misbehavingmaiar:
(^◉ω◉^)ノ this is the best day of my life

Tch! A magic, wish-granting swan? /Sure/. The legends out here are /ridiculous/. Ainur are actually crazy, you know. Not smart or clever or wondrous, no, they’re all fucking nuts. Afraid of some bird out here because it ‘makes wishes happen’. Sure. Of course. Then, mister majestic swan, I wish for Thû to be the happiest Ainu to ever live, and give him back his lover, and you know what? Let’s throw that damn ring into the mix too. Have at it, bird brain. -@lindethiel

masteroftheseas:

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Oh, how original, another feather-less creature talking at it and being rude. That’s all the featherless ones did! They mocked, they talked, they thought they could just make demands like it was nothing but a demand-granter!

It would show this one, thinking it couldn’t make anything happen. Oh, it would show this one, all right. With a honk and a sneeze and another honk, it coughed up something small and golden at the Elf. And as soon as she caught the projectile, she was gone.

Finally. Maybe now it could have some peace and quiet.

@lindethiel

Meanwhile, in Mordor

“….The real rings of power were the friends we made along the way…”

“It occurs to me that I have not released my pet for some time.”

masteroftheseas:

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((To everyone who was around for magic swan’s last run, welcome to phase three. For those new to this madness, some general information:

You interact with the magic, wish-granting swan through asks/submissions. Think of this as a m!a granting event. There’s only about a 20% chance of your wish actually coming true. There’s also a 20% chance of you getting someone else’s wish. There’s a 60% chance of the opposite of your wish/a strange version of your wish being made real.

All effects of the magic swan last only 24 hours, but like any good m!a, if you’re enjoying it you have the right to prolong the effects for the sake of good RP. You may make multiple wishes for the magic swan, but beware the higher risk of things blowing up in your face. While one wish is active on you, try to wait that one out before making a new wish.))

Meme

elf-and-iron:

NAME OF YOUR MUSE:  Thranduil Oropherion. He has others. (They’re not for public use.)



ONE PICTURE YOU LIKE BEST OF YOUR MUSE:

AUGH MUST ART MORE The only one I have so far is the avatar. And some concepts!… but nothing drawn, alas.

TWO HEADCANONS YOU HAVE FOR YOUR MUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE:
1) Thranduil likes seafood. Not such a big thing living next to a lush and living river, right? But he ate from the ocean in his childhood, and the call of the Sea is as much the iodine taste of seaweed as it is the roar of waves, or the enticing path of light, leading forever away from the shore. He won’t go, but he’ll pay well for salt from well beyond the Mountain, that has the tang of the sea still on it.

2) Orcs hit him right in the uncanny valley. They’re just enough like him to be distressing, frightening, and oddly familiar, which combination sets him off like water and sodium. He has nightmares about what he could have been – would have been – had he taken up the black banner rather than the green.

THREE THINGS YOUR MUSE LIKES DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME: 


• Sculpting trees. Those soaring forest giants come from somewhere – and patient elven hands keep them trimmed, coaxed to grow in the proper directions, and free of parasites.

• Making jewelry. The love of the beautiful motivates him to sharpen his skill, not with practical armor or gleaming blades, but with wire, and ebony, and gems.  He favors silver and considers himself not fine enough an artisan to work with mithril.

• Exploring the Greenwood. It alarms people when he slips out to go see what that patch of oaks is up to now, so he’s learned to take at least one guard, but getting out and away from all the rituals of court and getting his feet on the ground cleanses his mind and reinvigorates his body.

SEVEN PEOPLE THAT YOUR MUSE LIKES/LOVES:


Merildis his bride, who loves him and has his love in return; and who will not be long with him, by choice. She lives now in Lorien, among her closest kin, and savors the more Noldorin culture there. Thranduil, for his part, does his best not to think too much of her, lest he dwell on their parting. He is too bound by his place in the Greenwood to seek her out.
Legolas, his single child, his eternal pride. Though their lives could not be more different, Thranduil is fiercely adoring, and fiercely protective, of his boy.
Radagast – The brown wizard is no less dire than the grey, but slightly easier to get along with, and in Thranduil’s opinion, smells better for lack of pipe-smoke. They share a passionate love of untamed places. Thranduil enjoys showing Radagast his trees.
Galadriel and to some extent, Celeborn as well, although he prefers the company of the Queen. He keeps up a friendly correspondence with her when travel is less dangerous between the kingdoms.
Celebrimbor – As much an idol as anything. Thranduil knows himself to be a lesser artist, but admires the greater works from the bottom of his heart.
Thorin – the bile between the King Under the Mountain and the King in the Greenwood is a constant source of frustration, amusement, and anticipation. Conversations may never get beyond acid barb-trading and interactions may not rise above rivalry, but it is a bitter, favorite rivalry.
The guards – and really, the Seneschal, the Wardens, and the rest of the Court and its vast support structure. Thranduil honestly likes his people, and honestly wishes to do right by them. (His methods are occasionally questionable, but the motive at least is admirable.)

TWO THINGS YOUR MUSE REGRETS:
• Being unable to throw the Necromancer and all his scum out of the Greenwood on his own. Many elves and other denizens of the forest lost their lives to that long-running problem, and Thranduil holds himself accountable for each and every one of them.
• Failing to talk Thorin and Bard down from going to war.

A PHOBIA YOUR MUSE HAS:

Orcs, and being unable to control his own darker impulses.

Tagged by @misbehavingmaiar
Tagging anyone who wants to play!

masteroftheseas:

EVERYONE:

4.20 approaches.

u kno what would be a great way to celebrate?

Magic Swan.

prepare ur wishes.

IF YOU ARE NOT BRACED, BRACE YOURSELVES NOW.

For those of you who are unaware, the yearly unleashing of the Magic Wishing Swan heralds a time of GREAT CALAMITY. It is a time when anything is possible and nothing goes quite as intended. It is a time when the foolhardy and unfortunate are “blessed” with the swan’s omnipotent powers to grant wishes in the form of Magic Anon Messages, altering the fabric of reality for the duration of the Swan’s visit. 

The Magic Swan has brought the dead back to life, produced immeasurable wealth, turned men into gods, gods into monsters, reversed Fate, turned back time, made mortals immune to harm, and rained muffins from the heavens– 

Kind of. Mostly. Not necessarily to the person who wished for them, or in the way they expected. But the Swan will always give it they ol’ College Try! The Swan tries its best. The Swan just wanted a nice afternoon in a pond with some croutons, and now everyone is yelling. The Swan doesn’t know what you expected, it’s a fucking Swan. 

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s shenanigans! COME WITH YOUR WORST, MOST ILL-ADVISED WISHES TO OSSË’S INBOX 
Enjoy your swanpocalypse.

archiemcphee:

Today the Department of Captivating Kinetic Art is marveling at this exquisite kinetic sculpture created by Seattle-based artist Casey Curran.

Entitled Bequeath these Seeds and made for Metalmorphosis, the 2016 Bellevue Arts Museum biennial, the piece features numerous floral and plant structures, mostly made of brass wire. They bloom, wilt, twist, and wiggle like a shiny metal garden:

Follow Casey Curran on Instagram to check out more of his enchanting kinetic artwork.

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