@masteroftheseas M!A Flirty!Ossë:
Well look at that! I’d heard you were something of an oblivious prude, but I’m ~ever~ so happy to see that the Sea Folk produced someone interesting for once.
I don’t suppose you’re looking for a new Vala to serve, are you sweetfins? I’ve got a position available for an Aquatic Terror. Several positions. We can run through them together if you’re interested.
UMMMMMMMMMMM 8′D
WELL.
THAT IS.
A MATTER OF OPINION! 8′’’D But it sure is a thing that exists!!
it’s in Russian and you can find parts of it on youtube. I’ve made posts about it in the distant past, and I think @perplexingly has tracked down some more since.
GOD, I WISH THAT WERE A THING OOOOOH
OOOOH SOMEONE MAKE THAT A THING, PLEASE GOD
:SLDKjfl;kj It’s the part in the Silm where Melkor rides out of Valinor on his giant spider girlfriend, and then she’s like “I’m hungry you promised me lunch” and he’s like “we just ate lunch” and she’s like “more lunch” and he’s like “well have some sparkly noldor rocks that i was definitely saving for myself i guess” and she’s like “i still want more lunch” and he’s like “well I don’t have any more lunch” and she’s like “what’s that behind your back” and he’s like “….nothing” and she’s like “is it more lunch?” and he’s like “i don’t know what you’re talking about I’ve never even heard of lunch are they a band?” and she’s like “if you don’t give me that choice motherfucking Silmaril lunch that you are clearly hiding behind your back, then you will be the lunch” and he’s like “D:” and then the date is ruined
Tbh Melkor And Ungoliant’s Road Trip From Hell is one of my fave elf hell bits especially the part where Ungoliant is like “let me eat your phone” and Melkor is like [visibly texting] “I don’t have a phone”
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replied to your post “Dude i wasn’t super into Legolas/Gimli before I started my reread (by…”
Y E S
THEY START ALL ADORABLY CONTENTIOUS AND PRANKING EACH OTHER and then the part where the Rohirrim stick a sword in Gimli’s face happens and Legolas’s like “(◕‿◕✿) touch my dwarf and I will make all your blood come out” and then they ride on the horse together and i’m like Oh, Actually I need all of this immediately right now please
Dude i wasn’t super into Legolas/Gimli before I started my reread (by which I mean I was like “ooh!! <3″ but not like “YESSSS *_*”) but now I’m a changed man who needs every single elf/dwarf touching
I don’t remember the context of this but it’s true
10 Magical Paths Begging To Be Walked
Roads and paths pervade our literature,
poetry, artwork, linguistic expressions and music. Even photographers
can’t keep their eyes (and lenses) off of a beautiful road or path,
which is why we collected this list of 28 amazing photos of paths. Source: boredpanda
- Autumn In The White Carpathians
- Rhododendron Laden Path, Mount Rogers, Virginia, USA
- Spring In Hallerbos Forest, Belgium
- Autumn Path In Kyoto, Japan
- Autumn Path
- Bamboo Path In Kyoto, Japan
- Hitachi Seaside Park Path In Japan
- Dark Hedges In Ireland
- Winter Forest Path, Czech Republic
- Path Under Blooming Trees In Spring
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