Month: May 2017

My only comment is that of Puck upon mortals. I fear that to me, Siamese cats belong to the fauna of Mordor, but you need not tell the cat breeder that

J.R.R. TOLKIEN, from a letter (n°219) to Allen and Unwin (1959), after “a cat breeder had asked if she could register a litter of Siamese kittens under names taken from The Lord of The Rings” (via vanwatano)
Source: vanwatano

silmarillion characters as wolfpupy tweets

punkfaery:

CURUFIN: have to stop saying “how am i going to kill my way out of this one” everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud

EREINION: im well aware that ive accidently set myself on fire and its none of your business. i dont need your pity water either. let me burn in peace

FEANOR: the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead 

FINGOLFIN: haha youd have to stab me with atleast 6 more knives than this, this is so little amount of knives that i am stabbed with

FINARFIN: some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster

GALADRIEL: you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems

GLORFINDEL: it happens to the best of us, the best of us such as me, out of both of us im the best one, probably too great to give you usable advice

GWINDON: things are going really well for me now that ive changed the meaning of really well to the opposite of what it means in my head

MAEDHROS: to everyone who said this would never work, sorry about the huge amount of damage and all of the fires 

MAEGLIN:

i don’t want to throw anyone under the bus here unless they are my enemy or betrayer or if it will help me get where i’m going faster

MAGLOR: the “drama” fiasco is over, we learned nothing from it and nothing changed but we can safely say it is over for sure i hear that

MANWE: “who am i to judge” – the confused judge, the court room just became a comedy room in this all new sitcom, i sentence you to laugh in prison

MELKOR:

at the end of the day whats important is not the enemies you’ve crushed and killed, it’s the gems, coins, and jewels you got from doing it

SAURON: only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful

TURIN: can only assume bad things keep happening to me because of the large amount of hexes and curses put on me by everyone all the time 

TURGON: people say “what you don’t know won’t hurt you” when in factuality i don’t know anything and am constantly being seriously injured and hurt

lucifers-cuvette:

misbehavingmaiar:

“No, Mr Felagund, I expect you to die.” 

I fixed the Snark Face up all pretty because I’m avoiding projects 

[DM] Please indulge my postmenopausal gaoler’s version of the Duel of Song [/DM]

Felagund Dungalef

Sauron:

This is the best possible addition to my post that I could have asked fo—-OOOH FRACTALS!!!! 

Source: misbehavingmaiar

lilly-white:

Walking in the mist
Alone in the deep silence

Can´t see any cairns

Gone are all the houses

I call out but no one answers

In between the gaps
In the mist-clad night
I sense shadows

Seems as though something is moving there

I call out but no one answers me

Friend, friend can you see me walking here in the mist?
Have you wandered as I have

In the silence deep as death?
Did you see the street lights shining in the village?
Did you see what they did there?
Do you remember what the state of things were?
Was anyone looking for me?
Friend, friend can you see me walking here in the mist?
Have you wandered as I have
In the silence deep as death?
Have you as I have, walked in the mist

Strayed from the beaten path

Near the mountain edge
Do you know this loneliness?
Friend, friend do you understand me

Do you know any secret path

Have you wandered as I have
in the endless uncertainty

Friend, friend do you understand me?
Don´t you know any secret path? 
Have you wandered as I have
In the endless mist?

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