Only if you are indiscreet. And I hope you are too clever for that. *kisses her hand and releases it*
Month: July 2017
*squeezes his butt* Nice. Very nice.
*deftly and firmly catches her hand by the wrist*
Madam, winsome spitfire though you are, you do not have my leave.
Orc ladies yeah yeah yeah!
(Kind of a response to this post, mine aren’t all that monstrous though)
-Draws with ink a very complex fractal on the pergament right in front of Sauron-
Please. I’m not going to fall for that trick every time one of you lunatics bursts in and starts making
infinitely. infinitely replicating.
infinitely replicating patterns.
……..
Rhodochrosite – N’Chwaning Mines, Kuruman, Northern Cape Province, South Africa
Chilta hazar masha (coat of a thousand nails), kulah khud (helmet), bazu
band (arm guards). Indian armored clothing made from layers of fabric
faced with velvet and studded with numerous small brass nails, which
were often gilded. Fabric armor was very popular in India because metal
became very hot under the Indian sun. This example has additional armor
plates on the chest area, arms, and thighs. Hermitage Museum.
Hinge via Medieval Art
Medium: Iron
Gift of Henry G. Marquand, 1887
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
I feel like the women in Sauron’s life are giving him a hard time…ages, centuries, millennia.
Shelob and I get along splendidly, thank you very much.
but yours is just so luxuuuuuuurious -pets-
Well, I thank you for the compliment, but one typically does not begin stroking a person’s face before introducing oneself.
“Well, well, what have we here? Melkor’s favourite bedwarmer, why am I not surprised?” – for sauron (woman-of-secret-shadow)
Not surprised? By my ‘promotion’ or by my exile to this moldy island in the middle of an elvish swamp?
Don’t pretend as though you knew lord Melkor’s plans before I did, you glib little sky-rat. Like it or not, you’re stuck here just the same as me, so we may as well try to get along.
*pokes*
Dropped your keys, have you?
Well I don’t have a second set to give you, you’ll have to crawl through a window if you want inside the castle.
Dear Melkor, which would you rather have: a cupcake that is chocolate on the outside but gold on the inside, or a cupcake that is gold on the outside and chocolate on the inside? You can only choose one!
Choosing is for chumps! Who’s stopping me from taking both, hm?
But for hypothetical cupcakes, I’ll take gold on the inside– gooey and molten, if you’re really trying to get on my good side.
*swarm of itty dragons return to try and steal boots once more*
THOSE ARE DYED AND TOOLED OLIPHANT LEATHER–!
*sprays with lemon scented forge-cleaner*
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