admirable-mairon:

adunxphel:

Adûnaphel says, fuck the old black rags the Nazgûl have to wear. Can we have this instead? / @admirable-mairon , @misbehavingmaiar, @khamvl

…. Will Khamûl, Ji and Murazôr wear them too?

Absolutely NOT. 

Do you think I‘d allow my servants to wear anything so cheap?
Look at this, it’s vinyl held together with glue and wishful thinking! 

You’ll wear real leather with real stitching or no catsuit for yoU! 

do you ever get the urge to destroy butts more glorious than your own

…Er… that depends entirely on what you mean by “destroy”. 

I’m not a jealous man. I’d count the presence of excellent posteriors besides my own a blessing! Not the basis of rivalry. 

As they say, when possible and when no missing rings are involved, make love not war. 

mozalieri:

kaaatebishop:

eleemosynecdoche:

musicofthe-ainur:

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

another hilarious example:

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is

Archive your fandom stuff

megkips:

thebyrchentwigges:

As we sit on the cusp of changes to the Internet, after your other activities to support Internet freedom, archive your
fandom stuff.

Save the electronic files of your favorite online fandom works. Consider print-outs of your favorite online
material. And save paper
ephemera from fandom events.

Why save? Because you put the effort into a fanwork. Because you may be surprised when a fandom stays alive for years, or gets revived, or when an academic asks to cite your work. Because it’s stupidly hard to find items on Tumblr. Because, lo, in ages past, many fandom archives have risen and fallen, taking favorite fics off the ‘Net. Because it made you happy, makes you remember. Because you never know.

What can
you save?

  • Fanart
  • Stories you wrote
  • Epic comments on stories you wrote
  • Stories you love that other people wrote
  • Meta and meta-related discussions
  • Translations others did of your works

  • Physical items: paper ephemera, clothing, accessories, art prints and drawings.

Behind the cut…saving from Tumblr and AO3, delving into lost web sites, how to save computer files for the long term, and why I’m glad I saved physical fandom items from 10+ years ago.

Keep reading

So I am going to add onto this because there is, in fact, a professional archival interest in preserving fandom as well.  I’ve spoken with some people about this before, but here’s the bottom line: PROFESSIONAL ARCHIVISTS WANT TO PRESERVE YOUR STUFF!  HELP THEM DO THIS!

There are pre-existing fandom archives.  Where are they?

These are the big institutions doing collecting, but the archival profession and fandom need to start talking more.  Born digital material is always at risk, and at present, it is mostly Western fandoms being preserved!   Moreover, some facets like cosplay are currently overlooked, and that is something that needs better documentation!

About once I year I have a Must Archive Everything Panic, and honestly I think that’s healthy.

M!A: dancing shoes. For 48 hours Osse will be inexplicably good at dancing (but still shit at walking).

masteroftheseas:

It was a fine day for swimming near the shores, listening to the songs of Elves and their laughter as they shared in the fish they’d caught for their meals. He watched and listened as they partied and celebrated, always staying just shy of their sight.

//PFFFFFT I LOVE IT A LOT. though I have no idea how he will discover this talent given he refuses to dance most of the time because he knows he sucks.

Cousin! I can’t help but notice that you’re looking especially mobile and land-adjacent this evening! 

–No need to cause a panic, I’m only passing through on some business; entirely harmless trade offers from Eregion, you understand. 

It is… a rare and wonderful occasion to be this close to the sea.
I find the local festivities entirely charming. All these lanterns… your scales catch the light of them beautifully. Don’t you think this would be a perfect opportunity for us to celebrate our age-old, peculiarly bellicose friendship? It’s been too long since we last did anything pleasant and spontaneous together. 

*extends a hand*  Would you dance with me, Ošošai? I’ve been practicing. 

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