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Delegation.

Based on the conclusion that since Erebor and the Greenwood have been on good(-ish) terms pre-Dragonsickness/Fall of Erebor there must have been diplomatic relations and delegations between those two, so here’s Frís, mother of Thorin and wife of Thrain, Princess Under the Mountain.(I’m just going with @determamfidd‘s naming here (⌐■‿■) Though seriously she carries herself like a true queen, something we can see at the very least in her eldest son…)

I guess we now know where Thorin got his flair for dramatic entrances 😀

(click the pic for better viewing)

Have you seen that meme going around where it’s that guy looking at some girl’s backside while his gf is like “what the fuck man” I saw it and my thoughts were “oh that turin finduilas and Gwindor” and Turin is the girl with the fine backside that Finduilas is looking at

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I was prepared to take it to the next level and retell the whole plot through that meme, but then I realized it can all be summed up in a single image for our convenience:

beautiful

Kullervo, son of Kalervo,
Drew his sword, looked at it,
Turned it over, questioning:
Would it please this iron blade-
To devour guilty flesh
And to drink the criminal blood?

And the sword understood him,
Understood the man’s intention
And responded in these words:
‘Why should it not please me well
To devour the guilty flesh
And to drink the criminal blood
Since I eat the flesh of innocents
And I drink the guiltless blood’’

Kalevala – The Death of Kullervo (via immoren)

Glaurung The Golden

turambar-masterofdoom:

turambar-masterofdoom:

Glaurung the Golden, Father of Dragons, Lieutenant of Morgoth, Scourge of Nargothrond, Big Scaly Asshole.

By Doombiscuit

Glaurung’s ‘About’ and ‘Rules/Verses’ pages are finished – the great golden monster is ready to go!

Come and say hello. Go on. You know you want to.

*VIBRATES*

Glaurung The Golden

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