What are Sauron’s top five tips for workplace efficiency?

i-gwarth:

1. Melkor NO!

2. Save the bludgeon for things you cannot get with a smile and a fair form. Weigh the application of both to a nicety in the scales of your malice.

3. There is no “limit of pain tolerance” for the worker (orc or otherwise), only unprobed heights of coercion and terror.

4. Slaves are less likely to try and rebel or escape if you feed upstarts to caragaths and werewolves.

5. It pays to invest in solar radiation protection for your unholy legions of hell.

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