Month: September 2017

fidelishaereticus:

vampiraptor:

verymaedhros:

I think we need a new holiday.

VOID DAY.

Hear me out. Y’all know the call of the void. Lets take a day outta the year to consider the void, acknoledge its existence, then fuck the void. Not with ya dicke nesessarily but like. Say hell no to the void’s persuasion. Fuck u void. Not today. See you next year bitch. But hi. I see u.

@fidelishaereticus …

*best worst karaoke voice* VOID VOID VOID! / we like Void in ca-ars / VOID VOID VOID! / buys us drinks in ba-ars—

*screeching breaks* waaaaait up oh HELL NO, NOT TODAY *dumps the void’s ass*

I REFUSE TO EVEN CONSIDER THE VOID

THE VOID CAN GO FUCK ITSELF

ALL DAY, EVERY DAY

goldrushrunning:

anarchodecompression:

radically-logical:

65-percent-puns:

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I am fucking crying

@tenzen

Baby Glaurung before he was grown up enough to go outside on his own

i-gwarth:

As part of a brand-new cross-species results-focused public outreach initiative, the Mordor Housing Overlordiat is proud to unveil a buddy program wherein inviting an Uruk, Olog, Goblin or Warg friend to live with you in newly-signed-over territories of the Dark Lord – hallowed and grateful are we who live under His gaze – will incur a 20% decrease in your expected tithe offerings and will allow you the right to spare your firstborn from mandatory army conscription.

We look forward to the new community-building endeavors and strong interpersonal relationships this outreach is sure to generate. If you have a need of further assistance or questions, please inquire at your local thrallmaster for information regarding this and other opportunities.*

*This message is brought to you by the Lúgburz Marketing and Media Overlordiat. All praise upon the Dark Lord.

 “Lúgburz does not recognize nor concede to the restrictions of the so-called ‘Third Amendment’ of the formerly United Statesian territories of His Dark Lordship’s realm. Further petitions will be returned with the heads of the messengers attached.” –Ministry of the Black Hand

so what about Thu in 2D? because buns.

admirable-mairon:

WHEN YOU SAID BUNS I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THÛ’S PECS OR BUTT CHEEKS, BUT THEN I SAW IT AND WAS LIKE ‘OH OK NOT THÛ’S BUNS, BUT WESLEY’S BUNS – GOT IT’

@theotherwesley @misbehavingmaiar @masteroftheseas 

MY LEGACY IS OF BUTTS AND RABBITS

THIS IS THE BED I’VE MADE AND I WILL LIE IN IT PROUDLY

yeeeesssss wear the buns, my giant husband. it pleases me. nyahnyahnyahnyaahhh mnnngslurhp i am sated

misbehavingmaiar:

Tuor, Idril, Eärendil Ref Sheet– RivkaZ 2016

Baby Ear :B ❤  He’s gonna get freckles like his dad when he’s older. 

Lots of layers in Gondolin, I figure. It’s cold up there! Idril running around with bare legs making Turgon anxious because she could catch a chill… Idril coming to bed with ice cube feet and putting them on her furnace of a viking husband… Good times.  

(guest-starring a ghosty maeglin from the previous model sheet.)

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