misbehavingmaiar:

@masteroftheseas  

HAPPY 28TH BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE SUSHI ROLL!! ❤

Thank you for 4 years of glorious fishy shenanigans, soft wraith aesthetic, and chaotic-neutral minstrel elves! I’m sliding this in under the door late because timezones are a bitch!! You were one of the first blogs I RPed with, and I’m super stoked we are friends, because you never fail to brighten my day. All your muses are bae, 10/10, would develop adorable, heartbreaking, hilarious, and diversely awkward ships with all of them again. 🙂 ❤ 
Please accept this gift of dongs, salvaged statue ass, dubious jewelry, and six volumes of Sauron’s Sex Education And Relationship Advice, as well as my nerdy affection. *mwah*

~Wesley and the Dork Lords 

What are Sauron’s top five tips for workplace efficiency?

i-gwarth:

1. Melkor NO!

2. Save the bludgeon for things you cannot get with a smile and a fair form. Weigh the application of both to a nicety in the scales of your malice.

3. There is no “limit of pain tolerance” for the worker (orc or otherwise), only unprobed heights of coercion and terror.

4. Slaves are less likely to try and rebel or escape if you feed upstarts to caragaths and werewolves.

5. It pays to invest in solar radiation protection for your unholy legions of hell.

Tagged by @imindhowwelayinjune​ !

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

NEW, AND BETTER RULES BY ME, WESLEY: 1) Post your favorite short excerpt / paragraph / complete thought, 2) it can be any part you like, 3) it does not have to be fiction 4) it does not have to be in English.

“To Beren, the bridge’s gatehouse seemed abandoned, but Finrod and his retinue shuddered as they passed beneath it, and did not look up. Beyond, the castle peered down with empty eye-sockets, no warm or homely glow shining within; what lived there now took no comfort in light, and did not need it.”

Tagging: @avoyagetoarcturus @skyeventide @i-gwarth @fidelishaereticus @themarquisofmischief @thelioninmybed @redsixwing @siadea –If y’all are so inclined 🙂

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