Aule: *tears at hair* why me??? why my maiar??? always me?? why?? everything i touch?..garbage??? WhY??
Osse: *defects*
Aule: O THANK ERU
Ulmo: …wat
Aule: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
hi my name is luthien tinuviel willow nightingale way and I have long ebony black hair like shadows following and icy grey eyes like vast seas
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I was dancing outside the woods. It was starry and moonlit so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A wild man stared at me and touched my arm. I put up my middle finger at him and ran away.
“Hey Tinuviel!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Beren!
“What’s up Beren?” I asked.
“Nothing,” he said shyly, and passed out for like year.
YES! I stumbled across a blurb on this a while back, and I’m thrilled: a bona fide botanist has addressed the plants of JRR Tolkien’s subcreation. Not sure why the journalist remarks that this tests the limits of The Lord of the Rings fandom.
“Listen,” said Finrod Felagund. “I’m all for experimenting but I just don’t think this is for me. It’s- ah, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job but this is actually quite unpleasant!”
The werewolf had its mouth full and gave no answer.
elizabethhollandart Last night I slept on the edge of a volcano. This is how close I was to molten lava. Single scariest thing I have ever done and total health and safety nightmare. It was an amazing amazing experience.
Trying to capture the mood of a Song battle by playing the solo from Aijö and Oro Se Do Bheatha ‘bhaile simultaneously and let me tell you that is a hell of a sonic overload
Just in case you thought I was kidding – here’s the heraldry for the Mordor Special Mission Flying Corps, drawn by Tolkien himself.
“It apparently was a badge that applied to Sauron’s air-borne troops, probably including the later incarnations of the Nazgûl and, perhaps, any remaining dragons under Sauron’s command. The “wings” at the side of the emblem are given a feather-like texture, which might indicate that they were originally real wings. A mystifying scribble, saying “Seen from below”, actually hints that the emblem portrays one of Sauron’s flying creatures, and the small “horns” indicated between the wings and the body of the creature could then be the feet of someone riding the beast. But it is clear that if so, the portrait must be extremely stylized. On the wings can be seen the image of Sauron’s eye, multiplied like the eyes on peacock’s wings.” [x]
MisbehavingMaiar: Tumblr Archive 