Because Sauron put so much of his power in the ring, was he super weak without it? Was there an orc in Barad Dur who needed to keep opening jars of pickles because Sauron wasn’t strong enough to?
One thing I didn’t put in a ring: these guns.
Y’all requested the best shit thank you for saving me
@sathinfection this was a clever ruse to force me to look at that george costanza picture for five minutes I hope you’re pleased with yourself (I didn’t draw the wolf rug but Sauron is wearing glasses and sock garters so I feel this makes up for it)
@askrossiel Magnificent-One is just Angela Bassett with horns tbh
and for Anon, one dancing Luthien, Melkor implied. 🙂
I’ll prolly do at least one more because these are fun and also I’ve been meaning to draw some of these characters for a million years so this is a good excuse.
…Speaking of Patreon, this was last year’s holiday bonus art! Since we’re coming round on 2018, I figure I’ll post it here; if you want to see this year’s bonus art, consider joining my Patreon, and stay tuned! 🙂
Please enjoy this rare sight of Melkor wearing clothes. Sort of. We’ll call it a mixed success. Anyway–
Salgant, Lord of the House of the Harp – R.Wesley Nipper 2017
“…Behind them came the host of the Harp, and this was a battalion of brave warriors; but their leader Salgant was a craven, and he fawned upon Maeglin. They were dight with tassels of silver and tassels of gold, and a harp of silver shone in their blazonry upon a field of black; but Salgant bore one of gold, and he alone rode into battle of all the sons of the Gondolithrim, and he was heavy and squat.” –from The Book of Lost Tales vol. II
Maeglin’s friend, Eärendil’s babysitter, and my favorite soft, good boy, Salgant. Best elf, A+, canonically chubby, you-can’t-prove-he-didn’t-survive-the-Fall-of-Gondolin-by-being-adopted-and-made-Official-Dragon-Babysitter-by-Melkor, fight me.
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