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Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

See, what I love most about Piss Elf Anon is that it’s not a question. There’s nothing actionable about this post, there’s not even a punchline. Just. 

“Imagine”. 

:’) it gives so much, and asks for so little in return. 

melianinarda:

The Silmarillion aesthetic |
Ingwë Ingweron | The High King of all the Elves



Ingwë is the King of the Vanyar and the High King of all the Elves. He was the leader of the first Kindred of Elves of the Vanyar tribe and his name means “first one, Chief” in Quenya.


Ingwë was reckoned as High King of all the Eldalië, the Elves of the Great Journey, and because of this he is called Ingwë Ingweron, the “Chief of the Chieftains”. He lived in Taniquetil, ruling from beneath Manwë High King of Arda.


amazing art (detail) by Choistar

Source: melianinarda

mediumaevum:

The 7th-century Sutton Hoo ship burial was discovered in July 1939, on the eve of the Second World War.

One of the most important discoveries from Anglo-Saxon England, the undisturbed burial produced many significant objects. Examples of exquisite craftsmanship like these stunning gold cloisonné accessories show how advanced Anglo-Saxon metalwork was by this time.

Source: instagram.com

I’m supposed to be doing a lot of things that aren’t redrawing my icon from five years ago, but today was just about the biggest bummer it could have been, and drawing Sauron’s face makes me happy, so. here y’are. 

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I don’t know why I ever thought my dude would need to be wearing metal pauldrons that keep him from fully raising his arms in the smithy lol

sirenhome:

Reasons I shouldn’t be allowed near Tolkiens works:

1. I will want to make an OC

2. I will want to make a culture for the OC

3. I will want to make a language for the culture of the OC 

4. I will sing a song in a made-up language  for the culture of the OC 

Mamel morsel khem minas an adyuk alore
Ka khem la lyef kryov la vatyae evenia

@godbrands-boat, @musinshadw, @theotherwesley, @dragonofmordor, @first-son-of-finwe , @driftwoodprince

Counterpoint: You should do all these things very much all the time

Addendum to Counterpoint: I will put you on blast so everyone here can also encourage you do these things very much all the time and you will not escape the love and support

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