penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam

Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir

Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli

Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf

Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas

where do merry and pippin fall on this spectrum

What do you mean you can’t tell us apart, I’m much taller??: Merry

“I’m Merry”: Pippin

fidelishaereticus:

vmae:

vmae:

Hot take: elves arent just androgynous, they’re actually just Only One Sex That Is Both, like with flowers. There is no physical differences. The only difference is gender. That’s it. That’s all there is.

The reason elves get gendered names at birth is because of the canonical fea (soul) level of connection/reading. Just as elves can tell each others marital status and whatnot just by a soul scan, they can tell gender. As a result elves are never accidentally misgendered by other elves, and their gender is known since birth.

this has more or less been my personal, extremely indulgent private AU/headcanon since forever, amazing

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