MisbehavingMaiar: Tumblr Archive

Art Trade: You Will Kneel— RivkaZ 2015

Part of my trade with tentaklingon!

So Boris and I were jammin’ and talking about dark lords, like ya do, and the conversation turned to how my Sauron hasn’t ever met another Melkor in the RP world that he would willingly serve. This raised the delightful question of what would happen if my Sauron ever met his Melkor (who I shall refer to henceforth as ‘Melkordile’).

Melkordile does not brook argument from little maia forgelords, while my Sauron does not like to take orders from strange Valar, HOWEVER— unfortunately for them, Boris and I both really, really, really like seeing muscular dudes thrown around forced into obedience. UwU

(( Edit: Re-uploading with some modifications! Now with 20% better anatomeez.))

audible-smiles:

moosefeels:

moosefeels:

noldor more like no door. they do not have very good architects and no one can enter their houses.

i have never read the silmarillion.

mo this is a very important post

I MYSELF WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT ABOUT HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO ENTER NOLDOR HOUSES ~Melkor

thejabberwocki:

If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”

Ah yes. And let’s not forget "they were not yet weary with the weariness of earth".

Pin-gwath’s OC for the Dwarrowdam Icon Donation! ❤
(let me know if you want a higher resolution image or if you need it cropped or anything!)

I hope she knows that septum piercings are the way to my heart UwU

argpara:

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

who breaks the most phones

who dies first

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

who uses the computer most

Source: truedwarffacts

niyochara:

Amlach, one of Hador’s kin, who work along with Maedhros 😀

requested by doegred-main

i would climb that like a mighty oak

Source: niyochara

nerdanel-istarnie:

thranduilfics:

mirkwood-moose-tache:

thranduilicn:

kcvnskys:

war is coming.

I FEEL LIKE IN THIS SCENE THRANDUIL IS MOCKING GANDALF BECAUSE THRANDUIL HAS BEEN PARANOID FOR YEARS SAYING THAT SAURON WAS RETURNING AND THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON AND NO ONE LISTENED SO HES LIKE FUCK YOU NOW IM THE ONE NOT LISTENING WHO IS CRAZY NOW??

I KNOW RIGHT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

//That scene is gold. So much sass and exasperation and not a word exchanged ”Mortal danger, you don’t say?” And Elrond might have the market cornered for bold eyebrow expressions but Thranduil is stellar at subtle ones

#elf lords and their eyebrows #it’s like semaphore

Orcs, having no eyebrows, must build complex devices to telegraph messages across long distances, whereas Thranduil’s eyebrow-projected disdain can be detected in a thirty mile radius.

Source: kcvnskys

Dwarrowdam Icon Donation

misbehavingmaiar:

It has come to my attention that we have several dwarrowdam RPers who desperately need some faceclaims/icons— because finding the perfect square-jawed, bearded, ass-kicking woman to be your icon is understandably a challenge!

SO: I will draw anyone with a dwarrowdam OC 1 (one) free icon! Just send me your details and specs in my inbox and I’ll whip up a simple portrait in color (or photoshop a beard on the faceclaim of your choosing). I encourage other draw-folk to join me in this endeavor if that is a thing you are inclined to do!

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!

Okeedokey– once again, sorry for vanishing from the internet right after proposing an art project! TwT

I’ve started on the icons of people who have given me their information– so if you want your dwarrowdams, you just gotta send me your character specs and appearance headcanons! :3

(Also I apologize if it takes a while, I may have to squeeze these in between commissions.)

theartoflottie:

The Battle of the five Armies countdown – day 24 of 30

What I’m bringing you today is Warg puppies playing together. Babies everywhere.

nothing has ever needed to be on my blog more than this

Source: inimeitiel

yavagnas:

Was playing around with a few designs for Manwë and I happened to like this one best so I thought I’d animate it :).

oh my eru this is GORGEOUS!! *O*

ifallelseperished:

_{But it is not your own Shire, said G i l d o r. Others dwelt here before Hobbits were; and others will dwell here again when Hobbits are no more. The wide world is all about you: you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out.}

Source: ifallelseperished

kyraneko:

sixpenceee:

A circumhorizontal arc is when an ice-halo is formed by plate-shaped ice crystals in cirrus clouds. The misleading term fire rainbow is sometimes used to describe them. But they are neither rainbows or related to fire. The name comes because it appears to be a rainbow taking the shape of flames in the sky. (Source)

ICE RAINBOWS!

Source: sixpenceee

Witch King by uscan360 – 3D model

Scanned people in cosplay SLC Comic Con by U scan 360

AAAWW! Look who I found on Sketchfab!

Witch King by uscan360 – 3D model

tentaklingon:

Nothing quite better than a dark lord struck down

~~sorry theotherwesley not sorry~~

ARE YOU SEEING THIS GODDAMN SEX GRENADE THAT BLEW UP MY DASH????? THIS FUCKING MASTERFUL BIT OF SHADING AND EXPRESSION WRAPPED IN A FLAKY CRUST OF DELICIOUS FORCED OBEISANCE? BECAUSE IT IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW.