Salo is an awesome product, I swear. Ukrainian salo however is the only one that is worthy of attention (too bad swines and pigs were killed off in last years…)” Salo in chocolate” candy is a weird cryptic thing, and is legit (i believe its more western Ukrainian, West, East Ukraines, Odessa, Kiev, Crimea are all very different things) Many find it a some queer (literature meaning, not slang) culinary perversion. The jest might have been started by other Ukrainians, only to spread uncontrollab

I will have to try it someday! XD It honestly sounds like something I’d enjoy with some potatoes or bread– even with chocolate I’d probably try it. 

Today has been educational for me, anon. Thank you! 

*There is a gift box in the Throne room. Inside the box there is… salo in chocolate? Oh, it is surely salo in chocolate… Who even thought that it is an appropriate way to prepare salo? Who even decided to ruin such perfectly good product? At least those questions were on the mind of whoever packaged the gift. The one who prepared it however was perfectly assured of superiority of chocolated salo.*

I don’t have enough Slav Cred to respond to this, in character or otherwise.

(Melkor takes a bite of it anyway and seems to enjoy himself, because of course he does) 

silmarillionquotes:

“Then Morgoth recalled the doom of Huan, and he chose one from among the whelps of the race of Draugluin; and he fed him with his own hand upon living flesh, and put his power upon him. Swiftly the wolf grew, until he could creep into no den, but lay huge and hungry before the feet of Morgoth. There the fire and anguish of hell entered into him, and he became filled with a devouring spirit, tormented, terrible, and strong. Carcharoth, the Red Maw, he is named in the tales of those days, and Anfauglir, the Jaws of Thirst. And Morgoth set him to lie unsleeping before the doors of Angband, lest Huan come.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion, p.180 (Of Beren and Lúthien)

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