RIP the Good Ship Gorlim/Celebrimbor, Dec14 2017–Dec15 2017
I have finer tastes now. Why would I want a man like Celebrimbor, who resists tbe bettering of the world?
It must be the ring. I’m sorry to do this to you, my love, but… *draws dagger*
Back off
*slices off ring finger* I’m sorry, Gorlim, it was the only way to free you from him.
WRONG FINGER, FUCKO
I’m sorry, my love. I have to do this so we can be together forever and bring about Sauron’s downfall. *slices off hand*
AAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FJUCK
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME
Celebrimbor why is my arm shorter
@gorlim how do you feel about Sauron? Does he still have power over you?
Can I touch your hair
I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A VERY PRESSING ENGAGEMENT IN NUMENOR
~Smell youuuu laaaaaterrrrrrrrrr
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