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I attempted to woo a young woman in Numenor by singing to her from across a balcony, hoping to entice her with love songs. After perhaps two hours of my increasingly desperate musical pandering went totally and profoundly ignored, I gave up, my pride in tatters. 

As I learned some time later in court, the lovely lady was deaf, and had no idea I had been serenading her all evening. Meanwhile, the surrounding palace assumed I was giving some sort of private concert.