Ah, yes! Today is a special day. One year of faithful service as my jester! I think it’s time we gave you a holiday bonus, don’t you?
What would you like, my pet?
May I ask freely, my lord?
You may indeed.
I… I would love to be granted another night with you.
A second night with your master? What a greedy elf. *baps nose*
Come close to my ear and tell me what you would do, if granted such an honor. What would your… strategy be? I want all the details.

