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Eventually, Feanor decided to improove his spray, as it lacked power it needed. Thus, he worked and soon, the fearsome liquid was equally abominable to any ainu to come in contact with. Alas, poor messenger, sent to deliver an order to Feanor to attend a festival, as he was the one to suffer the fruits of Feanor’s work. Feanor took the formula with himself to Beleriand, but it was lost in flames. Rumors say, his sons seeked to restore it.(Feanor invited chemical weapon to deal with trespassing )

J.R.R. Tolkien, on the creation of “Maia-B-Gone” and other lost aerosols of the Noldor. 

I know that maiar have many uses as they can do prety much anything – They are good even as light bulb replacements. However. Are maiar edible?

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Almost everything is edible if you’re big enough, in my experience

But there are two parts to any Ainu– the body and the spirit. Consuming a spirit takes a special sort of commitment, else they’ll wriggle out of you again and that is dreadfully uncomfortable. Unless you’re prepared to imprison them forever in the sea of your being, I suggest just eating the tasty outer shell and letting the houseless spirit flee where it will. 

What if your werewolves had been more like… were-Pomeranians?

….Listen. This animal? 

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This animal doesn’t know it’s not a wolf. 

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I know. And you know. But it has never once in its tiny life questioned that it was king of beasts, the scourge of man, the terror in the primordial darkness outside the cave waiting to prey on the unwary. 

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…I imagine the tale of Beren and Luthien would have looked much different from our point of view. But from the Pomeranians’ perspective, nothing would change. They wouldn’t alter a single line. Why would they? They obviously consider themselves born for the role. 

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(We rarely get to see your Mairon/Sauron interact with your Melkor/Morgoth, do they interact at all?)

(( OOC for a moment: Yes they do! :3 I really enjoy writing and drawing interactions between them, but in terms of running an Ask Blog, it’s difficult to arrange because I play both muses, and it’s weird to RP with yourself. XD ))

You mentioned once fearing that you thought you would forget your purpose with Celebrimbor. What if you had though? Would you have lived happily in eregion? Or do you think eventually you would have continued with your plan?

I have made it a habit not to ask futile questions of the past. 

How long could I have maintained my disguise? Not indefinitely– and so whatever else I may have intended in this hypothetical future, Celebrimbor would have learned my true nature eventually. 

Perhaps I would have revealed it myself. The trust between us might have grown and flourished, until my foolish heart believed it possible he might accept me as I am, all past crimes forgotten. 

…Can you imagine that story having a happy ending? I cannot. Except in dreams.  

How many maiar one can keep in a 5 cubic meter container if this container is enchanted to keep maiar inside? If we assume that those maiar are quite weak?

…The same amount as angels one can fit on the head of a pin. 

hypothetically speaking if someone, not naming names, were to draw you a holiday type thing, in theory, what might you like it to be?

S:LKF”S:DKL:LSDKFS SFDSDF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UM

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hypotheticallyspeaking, I like fanart of the boys? Or ainur in general? 

:> ❤ ilikeyou

Would watering balrog make balrog uncomfortable? Irritated? Hurt? How many water one needs to water balrog so hard that this walking candle extinguishes? Are balrogs edible? How many balrogs are there? Balrogs?

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DO  NOT
WATER
THE BALROGS.

You know what happens when you throw water on a grease fire? You’re gonna get that. But the size of a two-story building. THINK ABOUT IT. 

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Will it hurt them? Maybe, but then they’ll be an angry two-story grease fire, and you’re going to wish you’d never been born. 

Will I watch, and laugh as you turn into crispy people-bacon? Absolutely. 

✧((for the mun because at this point what could get worse? -twilightmun))

A pendant for milady! 

Pros: Attracts all bunnies in the immediate area.

Cons: Attracts ALL bunnies in the immediate area. 

…Here, take this bale of alfalfa. You’re going to need it to distract them. 

✧ – for @lindethiel

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Now, Lin…. we’re friends.  And I know what you’re thinking: “can I bludgeon someone to death with this”, and the answer is yes, but you shouldn’t because any microfractures in the stone finish would make it unsafe for internal use.

*ahem*

You know I wouldn’t want to give you anything that would backfire or cause you harm. But you did ask for a dubious gift, so here you have it!
I call it the “Richter” (because you can take the Maia out of geology but you can’t take the geology out of the Aulendur) and it is durable, washable, silent, and comes in a discreet, unmarked box. 

It will, however, begin to vibrate at inopportune moments if you leave it unattended in a satchel or under a pillow for too long, particularly if there are guests present. 

(source)

Wasn’t Taut-un-Fuin part of the Great Greenwwood before Beleriand sank? I remember reading somewhere that it was – and I thought, damn, that Maia goes back to lick his wounds in The Same Spot every time!

I don’t think that’s geographically possible? We don’t have any really solid maps of how Beleriand connected with Middle Earth, but there would have been a good three mountain ranges and thousands of miles of northern wastes to go through if they’d been connected. 
But there are certainly similarities as far as dark, spooky, spidery, Sauron-tainted woods go!

…On an unrelated note, “Taut-UNF-uin” is definitely going to be the name of my new First Age porno. 

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