That sure is improbable!
Tag: Anonymous
So, like ages ago, you posted this list of folk songs, and ever since I heard Sovay, I’ve been thinking that the eregion story would work pretty well, set to that tune. So anyway, theoretically, were I to have written this thing, as rough as it may be (I’m no poet), would you want to be tagged?
Absolutely! *3* That sounds like exactly my jam!
I want to archive things but i have so many posts idk where to start. I don’t even know what I want to save tbh, i don’t wanna save every single thread and post. help me sauron, lord of organisation.
He’d be so tickled to know he’d become the Patron Maia of Filing Systems…
*clears throat*
CAVEAT: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST MANUAL, LABORIOUSLY HAND-PICKED WAY OF ARCHIVING. THERE MAY BE A BETTER WAY, THERE MAY BE SOME ONLINE ARCHIVING SERVICES YOU CAN USE, BUT I’M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT. THIS IS JUST HOW I DO THINGS, BECAUSE I LIKE TO KEEP MY OWN RECORDS.
With that said:
- HOW DO I START:
–If you have any tags for long threads or replies, head there first and pick out the most memorable or lengthy threads. Only you can do this. Only you know what your favorite parts of your blog are, and what you want to keep. I cannot help you in this, you must go alone.
–If you don’t have tags, start by going into your Archive and getting the lay of the land. Even if there isn’t a button on your theme for “archive”, every tumblr blog has one; you can get to it by adding /archive after your url.
–At the top, where it says “Filter by post type”, select for “Text Post”, or “Ask Post”. Start by just looking at the last month’s worth of text posts and pick out the ones that look longer or most relevant. Open each post that looks promising in a new tab, and come back to it later.
–You may be tempted to open EVERY post. This urge will pass. If/When your browser tabs no longer have recognizable first letters on them, you will start to become more discerning about what posts you save. Trust me.
- FINDING STUFF:
–Make friends with the Search function. Tumblr lets you search for keywords as well as tags! Typing in people’s usernames is sometimes the only way to find the stuff you’re looking for, if you haven’t been using tags.
– Everything is going to be in reverse chronological order on your blog, and the notes only link to the last known reblog. Finding all the replies and asks that went into a particular conversation or RP is going to a pain in the ass. This is why tagging your threads is important!
–When you come across a long thread with a bunch of replies, the hard part is going to be finding the *beginning* of the thread, so hunt that down before you start copy/pasting.
–You will sometimes have to traverse your treasured mutuals’ blogs in order to find replies. You will begin to have Judgements about other people’s tagging habits and choices of blog theme. Try to remain friends. Take a deep breath. You too have sinned. Cast not the first stone.
- SPEAKING OF COPY/PASTE:
–Tumblr formatting is a known bitch
–You can’t just Select All and C/P into a document and have it come out like it is on the website. You have to select the usernames and the posts separately in a lot of cases, and c/p each reply in order while adding your own page breaks.
–Develop a shorthand for this, or keep the usernames on hand so you can quickly c/p them onto new replies, or just add breaks between each reply and then title the whole document “Me_TreasuredMutual01_TheSmutHappens.rtf” or whatever and assume that Future-You will be able to figure out who’s talking by inference.
–If you’ve got reaction gifs/pictures interspersed with your text, you usually have to add those separately, it depends what word processor you’re using.
–You’re probably going to have to deal with a lot of weird web formatting stuff showing up in your word documents. There are ways to deal with this if you want to clean up your text files, but if you don’t have a lot of time to spend on this, just… let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be; whisper words of wisdom, let it beeeeeee…
–YOU CAN ALSO *SCREENCAP*. REMEMBER THIS. IT WILL SAVE YOU.
- WHERE DO I PUT THIS SHIT:
–I like to keep separate documents for important threads while slapping all my miscellaneous or one-off replies into one long Misc Document. If you’re less obsessive than I am, you have my permission to just dump everything into one document “MY BLOG CIRCA 2017 LOL.rtf” and move on with your life. This too is acceptable. I won’t tell Sauron.
–I keep a folder for all my blog stuff. You can too! You can make folders by year, by category (”roleplay”, “asks”, “out of character”, ”headcanons”, “discourse™”, etc), or by muse! Or you can, once again, dump everything into “favorites” and forget about it until your grandchildren unearth it while looking for your last will and testament.
WHAT ABOUT TUMBLR CHAT RP?:
–I’m so sorry.
–Just keep scrolling. Don’t get a hand cramp.
–Good fucking luck.
- UUUGGGHHHH:
–I know
–You can be as granular or as slapdash as you want to. It doesn’t have to take up your whole life, of even your whole day. Set aside the afternoon and see how far you get. Try starting from the beginning! Seeing old stuff first tends to put the newer stuff in context and help you prioritize what you save.
–It may take way, way less time than you thought. Or, you may find yourself taking a walk down memory lane! You might have a grand old time reliving some classic RPs and fun times. It’s like going through your old year books; it can be kinda fun and kinda cringy and sometimes you’ll find something surprising that you’d totally forgotten about and it’ll be exciting.
–The first time is the worst, but each successive time you only have to catch up to where you left off.
–Just keep in mind what you’d seriously, seriously miss if tumblr stopped working tomorrow. Again, this will help you prioritize what you save. You don’t have to save everything! Some shitposts are just shitposts. Some old headcanons can slip quietly into the dark and be forgotten because you’ve grown and improved as a writer.
I HOPE THIS HELPED! GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED, MY INTREPID ARCHIVISTS!

DAMMIT I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!

I could swear you wrote a thing one time in character as Sauron about meeting Melkor and/or possibly coming into his service? And I can’t remember it exactly but the idea of it, the feeling it left me with, haunts me and if you could point me to it again, I’d die of happiness. thx you’re the best!
;A; BLESS YOU, SWEET ANON omg
I think it is probably this one? Let me know if that’s not right!
–This whole scenario is the subject of a inadvisably, irresponsibly, untenably long script I’m working on for hopefully a comic! So there will be more of… whatever this is. Sometime. Eventually. pray for me
Uhh he y thanks to you im even more gay for Sauron, i owe u my life 😩👌 (good art OP GOOD ART, Good replies, lov ur work❤️❤️❤️)
FFFFFFFFFUCK YES THIS MAKES MY DAY AAAAAAAAAAAA (୧ ✧ 皿✧)૭
“Actually, CAN we talk about the black horse thing? Like, that is some crazy deep dedication to an aesthetic. You realize it is totally normal in every other army ever for the horses to be different colors, right?” -Lin
Lin, I’m the Dark Lord. Not the bay lord, not the dappled lord, not the dun lord, not the pinto lord.
The unblazoned sable field was Melkor’s standard; it is a tradition, an homage, and a calling card. The lords of Rohan knew it was no petty horse thieves, but Mordor who claimed their stallions. I offered to buy; they refused to treat with me. It was politics, as much as aesthetics, that made me choose the black, to send a message.
And it was only enough to supply my Nazgul and lordly servants. Orcs do not ride horses; there was no need to furnish my entire army with steeds.
navy brings out my eyes okay
Get thee gone from my gate.
you could have gone with deep brown or really dark grey but noooooo they all had to be black horses look i know you want to be color coordinated and all but would a really dark brown been that much out of place
…You sound like the sort of person who would wear a black shirt with navy slacks in public.
sauron we need to talk about the black horses
Why, are they ill?

You seem to enjoy terrorising Hurin’s son. What were you actually going to DO with him, if your orcs had brought him back to Angband when you ordered them to? By the looks of it seems more like you want to fuck him than you do torment him.

Don’t be an idiot, greycloak. I’m trying to spoil his day, ruin something he enjoys, shit on his dreams– the usual.
If he’d been captured as intended I would have skinned him alive in front of his father what do you think I would have done? Tsch.
Sad coastal Texas Bean reporting in! Despite floods of Numenor proportions my house survived! I was evacuated to safety in the middle of the night and the water came right up to my door but I got to come back home tonight and my house was not washed away!!

NOW YOU MUST REPOPULATE THE EARTH, OPEN THE ARK, FREE THE HERDS
-From Deep Deep underground an unholy cry can be heard. In multiple voices it sings yes there is no song and nothing penetrates the silence. A wail eldrich and empty vibrates through the very soil, full of lamentations of a thing that was denied it’s meal.-

And STAY out, you greedy plutonian slattern!
That’s it, I’m putting out the traps. …Have you lot been eating prisoners in the lower caverns? That’s how we get Void-born Abominations, I’ve told you a hundred times!
Do you know what happens if you step in one of those webs? I start having to recruit new Maiar, that’s what happens. I’m not going to say it again!
If I see one more fractal mess luring my sweet smith into a long slide into the maw of darkness, there will be hell to pay.
–YOU HEAR THAT, YOU STYGIAN NUISANCE? NOT ON MY WATCH!
have you shape shifted into animals? if so are there any favorites of your? (im asking sauron or melkor or both)

Serpent. Dragon. Giant. A stag and rider. Scorpion. Chimera. A marten, a monkey, a little cat, a swarm of wasps, a liquid shadow with many teeth… I don’t know if you’d count that as an animal. My list goes on. I don’t have a favorite.
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Wolf, of course. A lion once, for show. Aurochs. Panther. Ogre. A black horse. A black fox.
I enjoyed being a wolf, when there were other wolves to keep me company. Otherwise, I’d say the panther.
-Gives Sauron a tapestry woven from unlight. With fractal pattern. There is no end to it. It just goes on and on. Just so you can *Feel* the borderless Void(and how it sips away your power) while staring at infinity. –

*practices Mindfulness and does breathing exercises and phones Melkor*
…h-help.
