Tag: badmadwolf

-nuzzles at Sauron’s hand- Show me something — other than those Rings I keep hearing about — that you are proud of creating.

Oh! Dear Nacharna, I hadn’t known you were interested! Not to disparage you– but wolves often live in the moment and tend not to assign great value to mechanical innovations… 

Your asking has made me realize: I am not often proud of my creations. They are only finished, and either perform adequately or they do not. Once completed, I appreciate the craftsmanship of a thing, rather than the work itself. I take pride in what is well-wrought; be it a nail, a telescope, or a trebuchet. 

Or a ring. 

I am certain that this particular attitude was instilled in me by Aulë. He taught me many lessons that did not leave me, though I left him. 

…However, in answer to your question, I will say that the machine-powered dragons designed by Lomion astounded me with their efficiency. It is a shame they were destroyed in the siege… 

Melkor, would you have shaped the werewolves by your own hand if you could have, as you made the Orcs? Do you begrudge your foremost servant his Lordship over us — do you fear for our loyalty? *tucks tail and crouches* Is this too many questions?

Why, my dear creature! I did shape my own werewolf as I did the orcs! Ken you not the great wolf Carcharoth? Was he not a splendid beast? 

Poor pup, if I were jealous of your mastery, I would simply take it! But I grudge not my lieutenant’s affinity for your people– you are a fitted pair. And, my wolfling, do not take this too hard on your pride, but your people are very few in number compared to my orcs, and not so strong put together as to be able to challenge me. Even without your loyalty, would the werewolves of the north truly turn on me as an enemy? I think not. You would simply continue to live, free and wild, as you have always done– hunting elves and orc alike, which does not displease me. 

*strokes ears* There now, sshh. You are not in trouble. Good girl. 

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badmadwolf replied to your post: Ah, Sunday….Time for some shameless …

WOW MY BIRTHDAY CAME EARLY (in a manner of speaking)
Sauron – belly (*pets*), throat, and maybe ears; Melkor – lips, palms/fingertips, and… can’t think of a third one ;w;

Ah! You are very correct in thinking I enjoy being stroked from chest to navel; few feelings are more luxurious! However, while it is certainly a sensual experience, it is not primarily an arousing one…. *cough* though it certainly doesn’t hurt. 

You’re welcome to kiss my palms and fingers any time, little one. It will certainly make me blush, but it will take more to leave me breathless. 

theotherwesley:

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badmadwolf:

theotherwesley:

poppybrownlock:

theotherwesley replied to your post:Tagged by: legolasoflasgalen 1. What is your name?…

“Poppy looks up to everyone” X’D I can relate…

{SAME. SHORT PEOPLE UNITE!}

WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED WE WILL FORM… A SLIGHTLY TALLER SHORT PERSON! ALL WILL LOVE US AND DESPAIR.

YOU HAVE MY BOW AXE TINY STATURE AS WELL

{NO MORE SHALL WE HAVE TO BEG STRANGERS TO REACH THINGS FROM SHELVES! WE SHALL REACH THEM OURSELVES!}

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Our time has come

*cue Pacific Rim theme* 

Brazen Bull (I love me some petard-hoisting :D)

Brazen Bull: Has your muse ever been ‘hoist by their own petard?’

I want to say: only all the time? 

Let’s see, there was that one time with the giant spider, and then that other time when one of us lost his eye and his hamstrings in an attempt to flatten a single elf, and then there was that unfortunate Fate Problem, i.e. “destroying Gondolin to avoid Doom causes Doom to happen”….  And then there’s the Silmarils. Man, the Silmarils cause the most petard-hoisting in the whole legendarium.

Wherever the Silmarils go, petards are hoist.  

OH and let us not forget the time one of us made a bunch of rings to subdue enemy which ended up being used against him catastrophically, and then tricked humans into attacking gods but then was killed along with the humans by the angry gods… and we might mention the indestructible ring that held all a certain maia’s powers, which the certain maia lost, and then failed to locate until it was being thrown into a volcano by furry toddlers.  

…But to be fair, both dark lords had their fair share of causing OTHER people’s petards to go off prematurely underneath them as well. (*winks at the Noldor, winks at Turin, winks at Thingol, winks at the Second Born, winks at Ar-Pharazon, winks at Isildur*) ….In general, this is why no one in Middle Earth can have nice things.

badmadwolf replied to your post “tagged by: the Feebs repost this & tag ten five people you want to…”

I am dumbfounded to discover I’m taller than you. XD You can probably still lift me and carry me around, though.

Most people are taller than me but yes I will absolutely lift you and carry you around 

Your choice of colors is the most noticeable thing to me, too. There’s a kind of intensity that just immediately catches my eye, especially with the way your designs flow (Forging Arda is the best example of what I’m thinking of). Also, I LOVE seeing natural influences, like lammergeier!Eonwë, and Irmo reminded me a little of a luna moth, but I am incredibly biased in that regard anyway. And I can’t *not* mention Sauron.

“I always like being mentioned" 

no but seriously that is high praise and I am extremely excited/grateful that you enjoy and pick up on the influences I try to crowbar into my work because tbh that’s my favorite thing XD ❤ 

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