Fantasy involving Sauron: him having some subordinate lover, naked, remove his armor for him, wiping it clean and polishing it piece by piece before sexytimes ensue. Sauron reproving them for any haste or carelessness and lecturing them on the importance of caring for things properly before he takes care of THEM with the utmost skill.

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misbehavingmaiar:

He was willowy even for the Nandor, seeming taller than he was; his hands fluttered and curled restlessly like thin branches in the wind. His hair was long and aspen-white, his eyes grey-green and terrified.
“Why did you volunteer?” Was the first question the warlord asked him.

“Because,” he laughed, high and reedy and without humor, “I’m a coward and I’m not built for the work you’ve put the other prisoners to. I’m not even of Lord Finrod’s household, I was visiting from the South when you… when the fortress…” he stuttered, pushing his hair behind one delicate ear. Unsure how to finish, he said “I’m not a soldier. I’m a beekeeper. I make candles. I… I don’t want to sleep in muddy straw again.” 

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