–Heads up–I’m going to be deleting explicit NSFW art* posts on MisbehavingMaiar. If there’s anything you want to save for posterity, now is the time to save copies!
Unfortunately, this includes some gift art I’ve gotten over the years, and that is a huge fucking bummer. I’m not terribly upset about taking down my own NSFW art because frankly, that shit is old and it embarrasses me now. XD
I will find a new home for the past and future nasties, and in the meantime, I plan on staying put until they fucking come for me. (ง •̀_•́)ง
You can find me other places online:
R. Wesley Nipper on Patreon honestly the best organized place to follow me if you can spare the $1 a month and want all-Tolkien content
(I guess message me if you’re curious about other platforms?)
– But honestly, there… isn’t really another place you can find all my stuff online.
Tumblr has been my fandom home for 7+ years. I have some stuff scattered around other sites, but all of those relied on traffic I got from tumblr (and before that DeviantArt lolol). Anywhere I jump ship to, I’m going to have to rebuild from scratch. And that sucks, y’all. 😦 That sucks for A LOT of artists and other folks who did all their networking here, and are now getting kicked out because of dongls and tiddies that weren’t TOS violations when they were posted.
You can archive and export blogs, but not followers, community connections, reblogs, and traffic. That’s the thing that sucks most right now.
Anyway, if they roll back the Great Nipple Purge because of public outcry, that’ll be great. If we get a new, better platform out of the deal, that’d be great too. But this is a real slap in the face regardless, EVEN if we all basically knew this was coming since the Yahoo takeover. I genuinely wouldn’t mind migrating to a better platform and getting a fresh start, I’d just rather NOT do it with only two weeks’ notice and the threat of arbitrary deletion looming over me. e__e
*I think explicit RP and in-character written posts are still safe? So they’re staying.
**Also, MisbehavingMaiar is a sideblog, so if my main gets nuked for whatever reason, it’s gonna take all my fandom blogs with it. ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ Yaaay, happy Chanukah!
Commission for @sathinfection: The Priestess and Her Queen– R.Wesley Nipper
“ ’…History is unkind to women.‘ Rising to her feet, Míriel stood well over a head taller than Khunzildân.
‘Our hostess has a hedge maze—I will show you, if you would like. No one will follow us,’ Míriel said, and held out her hand. “
Tar-Míriel and the the high priestess of Melkor, Khunzildân for Sath’s fic, Not By The Hand of Man. :’) Thank you for being so patient while I worked on this!
We’re coming up on a new year, and I have RESOLUTIONS:
I’ve been reluctant to promote myself as much as I could be doing because as an artist with clinical depression, I am painfully aware of my own failings when it comes to keeping on a schedule and reliably fulfilling my commitments. But! I’m also happy to say that I’ve made some significant progress managing my illness and my personal life, and I am going to make an effort to get my scripting and comic-making on with some reasonable consistency.
–I want to reach out more to my patrons and expand my audience, and get small pledges from more people.
To encourage this, I’ve switched up my rewards so that for $7 a month, you now get access to all my time-lapse videos, process gifs, and sketches– I may take requests for art tutorials if that is something people are interested in. 🙂
At the $25 tier I now offer monthly sketch commissions– something I was hesitant to do before for all the reasons above. I’m following some amazing artists who have inspired me to take a shot at this. There are limited openings for this one, so if you’re interested, consider grabbing one sooner rather than later.
And of course, at $1 reward still gets you access to aaallll my high-res bonus art, comic pages, transparent assets, and early updates on whatever I’m working on! Honestly, I’m thrilled if you can give even this much a month, you’re a treasure. ( ˘ ³˘)
–(If you make a pledge at any level BEFORE THE NEW YEAR: I will draw you an icon commission as a reward. Only good through the 1st of January! Whoop! Incentive!)–
I love my current patrons very much; you’ve all been so supportive and patient with me as I continue to grow as an artist and as a person. I wish you all the very best, and I hope all of you are staying afloat during this worst-timeline shitshow of a year. And to my prospective patrons, I’m excited to meet you whenever and however you manifest; I hope you enjoy my humble offerings and I look forward to delivering crazy goodies to you in the coming year. ❤
May 2018 be the year we Get Things Sorted.
Your Obedient Servant, Beleaguered Scribe of the Lords of Arda,
Gosh, he looks so trustworthy and wise! I’m absolutely going to trust him with all my dark secrets and the greatest power known to elves and men!
(Turns out I suck real bad at drawing plants, so for reference, he’s surrounded by branches of holly– because Eregion– and branches of a yew tree, which traditionally represents death and has deceptively similar looking berries.)
…Speaking of Patreon, this was last year’s holiday bonus art! Since we’re coming round on 2018, I figure I’ll post it here; if you want to see this year’s bonus art, consider joining my Patreon, and stay tuned! 🙂
Please enjoy this rare sight of Melkor wearing clothes. Sort of. We’ll call it a mixed success. Anyway–
Salgant, Lord of the House of the Harp – R.Wesley Nipper 2017
“…Behind them came the host of the Harp, and this was a battalion of brave warriors; but their leader Salgant was a craven, and he fawned upon Maeglin. They were dight with tassels of silver and tassels of gold, and a harp of silver shone in their blazonry upon a field of black; but Salgant bore one of gold, and he alone rode into battle of all the sons of the Gondolithrim, and he was heavy and squat.” –from The Book of Lost Tales vol. II
Maeglin’s friend, Eärendil’s babysitter, and my favorite soft, good boy, Salgant. Best elf, A+, canonically chubby, you-can’t-prove-he-didn’t-survive-the-Fall-of-Gondolin-by-being-adopted-and-made-Official-Dragon-Babysitter-by-Melkor, fight me.
This was a fic I posted on the Silmarillion Writer’s Guild in 2016. It was a long time in the writing, and it is one of my favorites. I am posting it again after extensive editing and reworking, so if you liked it before, I encourage you to reread it now in its polished state. And if it’s new to you, enjoy! 🙂
There’s science! Smut! Goldsmithing! Soldering techniques, and more!
And now in this anniversary edition: Beleriand angst! Twice the daddy issues! Five times the readability! And extra helpings of canon-induced suffering!
Celebrimbor, lord of Eregion, ignores the advice of his peers and welcomes a stranger into his city who promises to teach him techniques in smithing that will grant power over time and entropy. He learns many things from his new teacher that he was not prepared for.
The rest is history: Beware of Maiar bearing gifts.
–Reblogging at not ass o’clock in the morning!
Breaking in the new AO3 account with last year’s fic with a fresh coat of paint.
Oh! And fixed the link in the second chapter so you can check out the soldering demonstration.
@i-gwarth Tumblr is not letting me reply to messages anymore?????
But YEAH, Yes. Exactly. I cannot afford NOT to be wary of that sort of language. That kind of language is responsible for an immense amount of harm, to the world and to me personally. AND INSULTINGLY, Tolkien frequently holds up wishy-washy, “Let’s-Hear-Both-Sides-And-See-What-Happens” councilors and propagandistic language as tools of the enemy– things to beware of. And I’d like to agree with him! Except that he clearly shows both sides using the same or similar tools to achieve their ends.
Tolkien’s protagonists rely on is this *sense* of evil; when Evil speaks it does so in fair words which cannot be trusted, while Good speaks the truth, whether or not it seems fair (which is why Gandalf gets shit everywhere he goes for being the Bearer of Bad News). In theory, right and wrong should therefore be easily parsed: Objective Reality ought to be the focal point of the text’s moral compass. Mordor is untrustworthy and bad because what Mordor DOES is bad; they tear up trees and torture people and Sauron has is historically and personally opposed the Edain in all they do. Meanwhile, what Gondor does is good because they have libraries and trees and value wisdom and peace and kittens, while valiant warmongering is listed as a trait gained in the decline of its wisdom.
But it just ain’t always so!
The text frequently tells us one thing and shows us another, usually muddier, reality. If you run down a side-by-side list of “Things Sauron Has Done” and “Things Numenor/Gondor/Gandalf Have Done”, they come out looking disturbingly similar, right down to bullet-points such as: Torture, Cursing People with Undeath (”I only made NINE! Isildur made a whole tribe into ghost zombies!”), violent total slaughter and disrespectful treatment of enemy dead, slavery (not depicted but frequently mentioned), destroying enemy cities, keeping vassal states and people, conquering territories both peaceful and belligerent–
And on the flip side, both sides can also claim: having the loyal and willing service of kingdoms generations after their initial rise to power, creating things of lasting functionality and worth, giving due notice to enemies before invasion and offering fairly reasonable terms of surrender and reparation, not discriminating on a basis of skin color, religion, species, or class– OH WAIT, THAT ONE WAS JUST MORDOR.
The actual reality of the situation is that neither side is wholly despicable or wholly trustworthy. They each have a particular aim– and that is keeping their respective dynasties in power. And we are told to believe that one side is better than the other mostly because it is being held up as a Symbol Of Good, and for me, that rings all kinds of alarm bells; especially when the text leaves so much obscured. Yes, yes, one side loves books and singing and waterfalls, and the other side looks like Hell On Toast. But Mordor has been at war for literal Ages with the entirety of the West, forced back into itself, cut off from trade and probably forced to mine its own resources, to the point of making the already sparse volcanic environment unsalvageable. Last time it had occupancy, it was on the losing end of a protracted siege, after which, the forces of Gondor razed everything to the ground!
And we never get to see Sauron’s empire in the East. We only know a couple of things about his rule there, and those are: A) he was worshiped, B) people followed him into battle generations after his previous rule, and C) the local populace really, really hated Numenorian/Gondorian rule but tolerated Sauron’s. What was THAT kingdom like? How successful and prosperous was it in its heyday? Does the East also have citadels and libraries and music? They must! They’re humans! We only see how Sauron treats his enemies (specifically the Edain and Elves), and his troops. (His orc troops, who we’re told are slaves, seem like they’ve actually got a pretty standard deal as far as foot soldiers go, and from their dialogue we can presume they won’t be forced to serve after Sauron wins the war.) This is meant to provide us with all the evidence we need to reject him as an unlawful tyrant. (Also, he doesn’t have a shiny rock.) Humanity in Real-Life Non-Fantasy Earth has done far worse things in the last century than Sauron ever did given thousands of years’ time to cause trouble. It’s not enough evidence for me to be comfortable with a Biblical condemnation of one side of what appears to be a fairly complex struggle– especially when it bears uncomfortable resemblance to historical and contemporary excuses made by western imperialists to justify the conquest of eastern territories, and the erasure of their “barbaric” cultures, due to the threat of their “spreading tyranny” and non-Christian religions.
And in fact, propagandistic language is used most excessively, by the narration to justify the author’s choice of rightful authority. …And all I can say to that is, in the words of the wise mud-farmer: “I didn’t vote for you”.
Saying ‘the enemy will always reveal himself to be a fraudulent coward and a liar despite all appearances otherwise’ is every bit an untrustworthy statement, even if it’s coming from the mouth of Gandalf or the voice of the Narrator.
Made some substantial additions to this post because I obviously haven’t exhausted my spleen yet.
Look listen this is such a Good post I love it!
I am first in line of the Sauron Shouldn’t Be Defended squad. The text is pretty clear that his motivations have decayed into petty revenge against humans and Elves, and he was never good, but rather selfish and close-minded in his ideas even when he was “trying to redeem himself”. Mordor is the way it is because he is a Bad, malignant power in the world that corrupts and/or everything around it. Morgoth 2.0. That’s all fairly clear for me. BUT The narrative against him and Mordor in Lord of The Rings is so weak in a bunch of places, up to and including the fascist rhetoric I mentioned. Tolkien struggles between depicting an evil force worthy of the terror it inspires and… a kind of cartoonishly evil place run by idiots, where Orc guards kill one another in droves over a shiny shirt. In terms of boots-on-the-ground soldiers people, Mordor and Gondor are probably not seen in terms of absolute good and absolute evil, but rather two different shades of oppression or feudal influence. One is slightly better polished than the other but still employs slaves and does the whole ancestor worship thing, despite the fact that its ancestors were Huge Dicks. It honestly reminds me of the Cold War versions of the US and USSR. Tolkien may have hated allegory but it feels like he keeps slipping into them involuntarily.
What a wonderful addition, thank you! “Two different shades of feudal oppression” and “Ancestors were Huge Dicks” sums it up very nicely. I very much agree, and frequently wonder about Tolkien’s own experiences with war and how they, and the political climate of the 30′s and 40′s, influenced his writing, even though we know he was adamant about it being a work of pure fantasy and not intended as commentary. (I think he took a similar stance on religious influence? I am now thoroughly out of my depth on this topic; I haven’t yet gotten to Letters or biographies in my reading.)
I have to confess, despite my near total agreement, you made me do some soul-searching! XD
“DO I think Sauron should be defended?” Wesley asked themselves, briefly disturbed by the potential drift of their own moral boundaries, as they hunched in front of their glowing monitor. –By all accounts, as an unemployed drain on society, I do have more time than most to spend dicking about on the internet and over-projecting onto imaginary people.
Obviously, and it shouldn’t have to be said, but this is Tumblr: as a real life human being on real life earth, I don’t condone murder, torture, enslavement, revenge-wars, deforestation, or, to a lesser extent, blood sacrifice. (I take an indifferent view on necromancy).
Furthermore, every part of my soul shrivels when I see the phrase “Good Guy Sauron”, or posts inferring that he did nothing wrong. I DEMAND he be allowed to remain a villain; both he and Melkor are antagonists, they antagonize, that is their vital and essential function in the narrative and you will have to pry that status from my cold, dead hands.
But that itself is a defensive reaction! And I do, frequently, defend my favorite villains against allegations made by their own author, for all the reasons we were just vigorously meta-ing about. ESPECIALLY when the author lays all of his personal aesthetic dislikes and biases at the feet of the Ultimate Prime Evil, thereby inferring that things like cats, spiders, and volcanoes are objectively demonic, and– more problematically– so are things like phonetic reduction and descriptive linguistics (Sauron: “Hey Tolkien, from one con-langer to another– what the hell?”), technological advancement, science, and “The East”.
I think I am willing to concede that I do think the baddies of Middle Earth deserve some kind of defense. Not for BEING the bad guys or doing bad things, but from being reduced to placeholders: dimensionless figureheads who can conveniently represent anything we disagree with.
Let us say I am for the Miltonian Defense of Sauron and Melkor; as characters with internally consistent motivations, concrete goals beyond “do bad things just because”, whose sentiments are recognizable, even sympathetic, whose victories challenge the status quo, whose very existence makes one ask vital questions about the nature of authority, and whose ultimate failures are deeply cathartic.
I don’t think Sauron is good, or defensible, I think he is Tragic, and interesting, and his positions worth investigating. The same with Melkor. I think those properties are far more valuable than just being “good” or “redeemable”, and I will absolutely defend that aspect of them against all comers.
Fun With Fanar 2.0: The Revenge: The Surprise Sequel 2017
Orca!Sauron returns to the blog, now with reliable buoyancy and propulsion! It’s been over a year since he was thrown into a cliff and banned from Sea World, let’s see how well things go this time.
Many of you were keen to see me take on a more feminine form, but I thought better than that, why don’t I introduce you to my sisters of the forge? They are all Maiar of Aulë, no less capable of wringing fine shapes from metal or swinging a hammer than I. Why don’t we meet them?
From left to right, this is Dutiful-One, Meticulous-One, Magnificent-One, and in the back I see Brilliant-One and Patient-One.
Dutiful-One oversees smelting in this division, but is a capable smith in her own right. If you see a 14 tonne crucible being poured by a single Maia holding its chain, it is likely to be Dutiful. She has a heart of gold and arms of tungsten.
Meticulous-One, or as I like to call her, “I’ll-Break-For-Sabbath-After-All-These-Rivets-Are-Done-It-Should-Only-Take-Another-Century!” ……That’s…. That’s a wordplay that works much better in Valarin, I apologize. Meticulous! Take your lunch hour already you madwoman! The extra hinge pins can wait!
Magnificent One is a force to be reckoned with, aren’t you madam? She is chief architect and designer in this sector. Her word is law, her tongue is sharp, and her standards are high. I have the distinction of being the only one to have ever beaten her at arm wrestling, but her title as undefeated champion at the ingot-toss still stands. We’ve been friends for eons, I miss her very much. (She is an absolute surgeon with a whip– taught me everything I know. Ssh!)
And behind them: Brilliant-One is in charge of forge maintenance a temperature control– she can change the burn heat of your coal just by looking at it. No one has more accurate timing or gauge of melting points. Her combinations of fuel often mean the difference between our steel coming out just a hair too brittle or supple and unbreakable as the back of Tulkas.
Patient-One I have not met personally; I hear she is quiet, thoughtful, and an excellent metallurgist. I believe she invented a new copper alloy? A fine worker! I am sure she will do well in this unit.
Ah, there are more, so many countless more! I built mountains with this family, sunk the basins of seas with them… I would be heartless if I had no regrets about leaving them behind. You deserve to see the fine women of Aulë’s forges in flesh and spirit, not merely a costume worn by me– not that I have objections to said costume! But my sisters wear it much better, I think you’ll agree.
When should I pay you?: As soon as –I contact you– telling you I’m starting your order! Please don’t send anything before then, I don’t want to have to refund payments for things I can’t do. :U
What I’ll draw: Mostly looking for Tolkien muses and OCs, but I’m open to others. Especially if you have a clear description or reference pictures! 🙂 What I need from you: Reference pictures and/or clear descriptions of your character, and an idea of what expressions or mood you want. The more reference/description you give me, the closer I can get to your vision of your character.
How do I contact you about details?: Here on tumblr, via Ask or Messenger. If you’d prefer you can reach me by email. You can send me your descriptions once I tell you I’ve accepted your order.
–I will be keeping a queue of orders I’ve accepted that I will post and update. As always, I retain the right to refuse orders for any reason. Other than that, feel free message me with questions, and I look forward to meeting your muses!