“I suggest the custody of the wraiths should be in your hands, not your brother’s, milord…Would you take us in?”

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Oh, I am always happy to take things from my brother.

You know, in ~my Mordor we have a dental care plan? And career options that go beyond “flattering the dark lord’s ego at all hours, appeasing his tantrums, and brushing his hair”? You’ll have actual work to do! And no restrictions on your personal lives! …My, it’s amazing what you can accomplish, when you actually let your employees do their jobs.  

You’ll love it here. I have nine vacancies available. 

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