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misbehavingmaiar:

misbehavingmaiar:

*steeples fingers* ….Petrified wood forests around Thangorodrim that date from the Spring of Arda.

…….Opalized petrified wood forests around Thangorodrim that date from the Spring of Arda.

CRYSTAL CAVES in the subterranean caverns throughout the Iron Mountains.
Aulë and Melkor both claim it was their idea and eons later the dispute is still unsettled. ~~(”I MADE ROCKS!” “YEAH BUT I MADE VOLCANOES!” “ROCKS!” “VOLCANOES!’ “ROCKS! “VOLCANOES!”)~~

argpara:

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

who breaks the most phones

who dies first

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

who uses the computer most

nosferatuinblue:

important character building question: how do they react to spicy food

Poppy & The Shadow (and other varied forms)

poppybrownlock:

Because I just can’t get enough of the height thing….

Here is Poppy and Sauron’s ‘most human-ish’ form (according to misbehavingmaiar). [7 ft]

Poppy and the Shadow [9.5 ft]

And then finally, Poppy and the super massive holy moly don’t sit on my Hobbit please Sauron. [12 ft]

Aaaaw, kitten-sized! *picks up and pets*

kanafinwhy:

Further headcanon that one time Maedhros snapped at a sculptor who was making a statue of him that had no scars and a perfect unbroken nose and two hands (even though the statue was supposed to be of him as lord of Himring) because it made him really uncomfortable. He basically terrified the sculptor into making it more realistic.

I’ll take it

fiindekano:

I’ve had this headcanon for a while now that elf women don’t use patrilineal surnames like the guys do. Consider for a moment: Aredhel Anairiel instead of Aredhel Fingolfiniel, Galadriel Eärweniel instead of Galadriel Finarfiniel. Idril Elenwiel and Elwing Nimlothiel. Really, they should be just as proud to use these names as they would to use their fathers’, if not more so. Who’s with me?