Happy Thrown-into-a-Cliff / Ruin a Fish’s Life day!

masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

The voice laughed low. “Well, what else is art for, if not the expressing of one’s innermost fantasies?” 

Ossë scowled at the sculpture and shrugged, crossing his arms petulantly. “It just seems rather rude to so openly display a personal fantasy. If the artist based those figures on reality, I cannot imagine that both sources would be pleased to be so violated.”

Fixing his gaze on one of the water spouts, the Man’s glare was curiously timed with a sudden surge of water, the pressure bursting the pipes and swiftly flooding the street. 

“Ooh, I heard that, for a time, both figures were quite happy with the arrangement! Whatever came after, there was a moment in which these two and their desires were in perfect alignment… this work commemorates that instant, freezing them both in time at the second of their harmony.” 

The admirer tutted as the pipes burst. “Ah, will you look at that… A day’s repair at least.” He clucked his tongue and patted the base of the statue, inspecting the rupture with an entirely unperturbed expression. The market-goers gasped at the initial flood, but soon began milling around the swelling puddles, some splashing through them as relief from the dry heat. A few children played in the gushing spray before the architect himself turned a valve to shut off the water.      

Happy Thrown-into-a-Cliff / Ruin a Fish’s Life day!

masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

((First of all, how dare you, I have at least 10,000,000 things that I need to draw on a deadline but now i gotta draw fish ass THANK YOU SO MUCH))

“Really?” Replied a silky voice in the crowd. “I heard it was made true to life.” 

Ossë stiffened and glanced briefly over his shoulder, then returned his attention to the fountain. It was a very detailed sculpture. He circled cautiously around, mostly looking at his figure rather than his cousin’s.

“Quite a bit more coiling of tails than I think would be appropriate,” he rumbled, to most seeming to speak to himself. “And the embrace seems more gentle than one would expect. It seems the artist likely put his own wishes and fantasies into his art. Hardly surprising.”

The voice laughed low. “Well, what else is art for, if not the expressing of one’s innermost fantasies?” 

Happy Thrown-into-a-Cliff / Ruin a Fish’s Life day!

masteroftheseas:

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Visits to Umbar were few and far between, but after hearing one too many seafarers talking about ‘that fishy sculpture’ they had seen there, a trip was warranted. He was curious, and knowing that his cousin had taken up temporary residence in the land, he was also suspicious.

He took a form that was less obvious and less known, no taller or broader or stranger than an average Man. Rounded ears helped him blend in as he strolled slowly through the bustling markets until he found the fountain of rumor. It was big, and bronze and well cared for, and had the subject matter at the center been anything else he would have even liked it.

Except it was him. Which also would normally have been fantastic. Except this-him was in the arms of a familiar Orca-inspired Ainu, head back and spine bent so his upside-down face was staring at him.

Carefully keeping his expression neutral, Ossë ignored someone’s remark to him as they passed by and studied his shame critically.

“The nose seems strange,” he drawled to himself, “and that expression is far too animated for my liking. The artist was clearly over-compensating and just guessing as to the subject’s face.”

@misbehavingmaiar

((First of all, how dare you, I have at least 10,000,000 things that I need to draw on a deadline but now i gotta draw fish ass THANK YOU SO MUCH))

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“Really?” Replied a silky voice in the crowd. “I heard it was made true to life.” 

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