#This dwarf is the most badass dwarf in the entire film #Look at that shit he doesn’t even blink #The only reason Sauron didn’t try to pull his shit sooner is because this guy was still alive #Because this guy would’ve picked up that glowing eyeball shit #And SMASHED IT BETWEEN BIG FUCK OFF HAMMERSWITH HIS BARE HANDS
-(via thedrunkenrat)
Gracious, little Khuzd! There are less hazardous ways to compress an ingot!
I’m much more impressed with the technology it took to even make a forging press with dies that large! But it does seem like a colossal waste of energy to have them swing down like that, for then you must surely have to raise them up again, and I see no mechanism with which to do this quickly… Your metal will cool and scale before you have time to apply the press again. There must be a more efficient way…
*strokes beard and begins sketching designs*
Tag: forgemaster sass
#i would have watched ‘bitter smithing: the film’ to be quite honest with you
me too… Dem forearms!
Oh Mahal, have mercy… You poor man! That is an anvil of men, and is much too tall for you! No wonder that blade is bouncing every which way. Why did you not get a box? </Condescending Forgemaster Sauron>
