Tag: FRIEND ART

sirenhome:

Reasons I shouldn’t be allowed near Tolkiens works:

1. I will want to make an OC

2. I will want to make a culture for the OC

3. I will want to make a language for the culture of the OC 

4. I will sing a song in a made-up language  for the culture of the OC 

Mamel morsel khem minas an adyuk alore
Ka khem la lyef kryov la vatyae evenia

@godbrands-boat, @musinshadw, @theotherwesley, @dragonofmordor, @first-son-of-finwe , @driftwoodprince

Counterpoint: You should do all these things very much all the time

Addendum to Counterpoint: I will put you on blast so everyone here can also encourage you do these things very much all the time and you will not escape the love and support

Ar-Pharazôn the Golden and his floofy advisor Annatar, the kitt who launch’d a thousand ships and burned the topless towers of Númenor

That there kitty looks mighty suspicious >W> I’d be careful not to turn your back on him…. 

balrogs are outdated. it’s time………for a newer model to rise……………….it’s time……………………………..for the year of the 

B U N R O G

H-he…. friend-shaped, but also murder-shaped. 

*__* how did u kn ow. it my birthday. 

fidelishaereticus:

ok here’s my first attempt at a drink inspired by @misbehavingmaiar​’s melkor (the challenge being that it also come out as something i actually want to drink,,,i could make a lot of melkor-inspired drinks that i’d never want to imbibe thanks). obviously a proper melkor drink needs to be set on fire and then served over ice, but i didn’t feel like fiddling with that tonight, wanted sthg simple.

this drink contains:
– Bulleit Bourbon (orange-amber in colour its important ok)
– Medfored New England Rum (a very sweet & butterscotchy (also very Quality) dark rum, gold in colour) 
– lapsang tea leaves, infused into the spirits (for smoke)
– honey
– ~¼ tsp of kahlua (kahlua is such a melkor liquor in my mind; it’s coffee and alcohol and bitter and sweet and just AWFUL CHEAP DEATH SYRUP but also amazing in the right contexts, idk)

i did this shaken and over ice. so…i guess the honey made it frothy when i shook it? anyway the result is…pretty on-point i think? it’s intense (like man it hits you hard) both in terms of flavour and in alcohol concentration; aspects of it are almost cloyingly sweet (i guess the honey combined with the rum), but it’s counterbalanced by the bitterness and the smoke and funny buzzy zingy kind of thing its got going on. i only wish i’d been able to preserve the colour of the spirits—the kahlua must have been enough to myddy it. i mean, canonical enough, but want to see if i can replicate what the kahlua does with something that lets me keep it more in the gold range that i so love. the froth is nice though.

also side note MAN i hardly put any kahlua in at all but i’m like vibrating tipsy right now?: like jittery&hyped bordering on uncomfortable but also that slow loose floaty feeling that the ethanol always do. idk wats up with that but it’s kinda fun.

This. Is. Perfect.
CHEERS

youngman-willow:

Noldolantë

Based on this post http://misbehavingmaiar.tumblr.com/post/172959219559/alternate-orpheus-ending-for-first-age-maglor

Holy shit dude …. dude… this is so… so much. I can’t believe this is real– like, a real drawing you actually went and made in with physical materials. My god, it’s on Real Paper?  I can’t even make words right now. It’s so fucking beautiful.  This is by far the most beautiful and elaborate thing I think has ever been done for a thing I wrote, and this completely outclasses anything I’ve ever written or drawn by fucking miles… my dinky headcanon post is hardly deserving of this masterpiece; I feel like this should be in a Viennese gallery like the Beethoven Frieze, with gold leaf and stuff. I’m genuinely emotional right now, just… holy shit look at this………. look at the lyre, look at the waves… he’s got a shattered halo and the body of a broken god, I’m fucking speechless 

fidelishaereticus:

art for @misbehavingmaiar’s dark lords bc they make me feel feelings 8(

jfc fidelis… you drew the crown around Melkor… like a cage…. 

…and Sauron beneath holding a little ember of fire…a last bit of splendor amidst the refuse of his master’s deterioration… 

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE??
YOU MAKE ME EMOTIONS—???

(✿ʘ‿ʘ) how dare you

misbehavingmaiar:

u_u Small gift for you, my sweet.

holyshitI wake up to sweetyowl fluttering around my face like “CHECKYOURMAILCHECKYOUMAIL”  

and I had a horrible night so was like “mmbuuuuurgh -q-”  
BUT THEN I LOOK

AND

!!!!!!!!!!!!  

;________;  It’s the most beautiful thing in the world

LOOK AT HIS EVERYTHING!! HE’S EVEN WEARING CLOTHES!!!!! MAJESTIC CLOTHES! :‘D 

sweetybee

i luff u

i luff u many u3u

;w; remember that time Ash drew my Melkor so good i was cry??? Am still cry

Accompanying this image, in a nearly illegible scrawl: 

“look…im tired. and honestly i don’t give a flying fuck about whether u keep feener’s rocks BUT! i have it on authority i make the best marshmallows this side of the sundering seas, so here’s the question, Melkor: How Many Marshmallow Until Chill?”

(this “letter” almost certainly was not intended to be sent. it may have been found crumpled amongst some loot from a recent raid or stuck to the bottom of somebody’s foot, miraculously intact. why was it written? a joke? desperation? substance abuse? who knows.)

Pictures! Oh, he loved it when there were pictures, they were so much easier to decipher than all that scribbly stuff…

Melkor pinched the rumpled parchment between two claw-tips and held it up to his enormous eye. …Something, something, marshmallows? Someone kneeling very politely in obeisance while a giant bird attacked from above? Yes, yes little face, you are right to cry! Birds are horrible. And this one was holding some kind of weapon, so it was extra dangerous. Melkor shuddered. 

A scribe arrived to dictate his reply, which was left approximately where the letter had been found, mysteriously but unmistakably addressed to the Dark Lord– in a trash heap outside of Tol Sirion, now under the command of Sauron.

“Dear Hat Slave,

You ask a very good question: Why ARE birds? We just don’t know. 

I accept your bricks, or feener-rocks, or marshmallows, whatever they are; please don’t be sad. Have you tried throwing one of the bricks at the bird? That might make it go away. 

You drew my crown very big. You are good at drawing. If you want to draw me again, I would like that. 

I do not know how many small squares you need to stack like that until they are cold. Maybe I can help you, I’m good at making cold things, like ice, which I invented. (Do you need them to be cold so that your harp does not catch fire? Is that why it is enclosed inside a fence of marshmallows? I do not understand this part of your message.) 

Please be careful around birds, you seem nice.

Fondest Regards,

The Elder King, Rightful Heir of Arda, The Mighty Arising,

~Melkor

sugarcoateddarling:

Sadly, I didn’t make both of these at the same time, so the editing and style is… visibly off. But this was hell to make… 

@misbehavingmaiar Now that Eregion’s going to hell, there’s no need to maintain appearances, is there?

{ Aduial’s blades are called Colony and Chaos, they’re old blades for him and he once had them inscribed with this statement “I divide the people, I educate the people, I unite my kin under the banner of chaos.” }

Keep reading

nonillions:

this looks ridiculous (frankly, it is) but it’s a lecture on punctuating between two sets of quotation marks that i decided to illustrate with @theotherwesley‘s sauron and melkor. i hope it’s illuminating. Remember: two independent clauses need a full stop, a dependent clause needs a comma.

i hate sponges too, sauron. melkor never squeezes them enough.

Grammar and Cleanliness Lessons With Sauron: Part 1

Source: nonillions
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