Dear brother, in submitting such a question, you’re simply whipping the crowds of secret admirers into a screaming frenzy! Forgive me for sounding wary, but it’s hard not to go a bit red in the face, sitting there while somebody worships bits and pieces of you from afar. I can’t go down on this road much longer or I’ll be smothered by their impertinent questions! I can just hear them choking on their laughter, safe under the cloak of anonymity. Worse still, they will stuff my mouth with their lies no matter what I say! You only service their wicked agenda– I’m begging you, no more! Let us rip off the veil of secrecy; for once let it be them caught in their garters and silky undergarments without privacy! If they’re playing rough, so shall we. And while they’re licking their swollen wounds, maybe I’ll have some peace and quiet. ….Nipple pinching.
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