Tag: HMMMMM

ar-pharazon: oh and don’t forget to pack my throne
servant no. 14: your what?
arpharazon: u know, my throne?? the one in the THRONE ROOM??? DUh??
servant no.14: im sorry i thought i misheard you
ar-pharazon: ya i wanna put it on this hill and set it up all impressive so when sauron comes before me he’s just like, wow, that guy definately has a bigger dick than i do, no way am i challenging him
servant no.14: ….right. naturally.
[exit servant no. 14, whispering, ‘what is life’]